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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3135 on: February 24, 2020, 11:43:36 PM »
Did you say we would be voting this week?  How/where do I do it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3136 on: February 25, 2020, 06:14:04 AM »
The absolute bored look on the Flight Attendants face is what fascinates me most.  Perhaps bubble wrapped dude was a Maple Leaf fan and just blew his cerebral cortex out?
the Flight Attendants face--
"I have seen it all."
"I need to get a different job."
"I wish he would shut up.'
"Who is getting the meds."

"He thinks he is a Zamboni driver."

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« Reply #3137 on: February 25, 2020, 06:32:04 AM »
Did you say we would be voting this week?  How/where do I do it?

I believe I mentioned March.
If not - March.

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« Reply #3138 on: February 25, 2020, 06:32:28 AM »


"He thinks he is a Zamboni driver."

'BONIBOY!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3139 on: February 25, 2020, 07:21:45 AM »
'BONIBOY!
WoohanGab TM
What is up with that?

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« Reply #3140 on: February 25, 2020, 07:24:32 AM »
WoohanGab TM
What is up with that?

Woohan fever- catch it!

#WooFlu

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« Reply #3141 on: February 25, 2020, 07:27:12 AM »
Woohan fever- catch it!

#WooFlu
Peak-a-Wu?.I Sneeze On You. 8)
No thank you. I don't want #WooFlu.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1231703933237841921

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« Reply #3142 on: February 25, 2020, 07:34:49 AM »
No thank you. I don't want #WooFlu.


The only people who fly Montreal to Vancouver are strippers.

I avoid the #WooFlu by washing with Borax twice a day.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3143 on: February 25, 2020, 07:39:19 AM »
What is going on with @Carmolina ? I hope it is not another case of a bat urine accident.

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« Reply #3144 on: February 25, 2020, 10:02:03 AM »
What is going on with @Carmolina ? I hope it is not another case of a bat urine accident.
Carmolina will be just fine. Don't worry yer per lil head boot it. @FISH

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3145 on: February 25, 2020, 10:35:16 AM »
Dear Bartain

I want to find out more about this

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/

But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. And I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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« Reply #3146 on: February 25, 2020, 10:39:50 AM »
Dear Bartain

I want to find out more about this

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadian-elite-special-forces-sniper-sets-record-breaking-kill-shot-in-iraq/article35415651/

But I can't ask Carmolina. I'm not talking to her. But I will bitch slap her if she gets too close. So can you tell me more about this? At least you're a manly Canadian who understands these things
It means that our snipers (amongst other things) are the best. Consistently.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3147 on: February 25, 2020, 10:41:07 AM »
It means that our snipers (amongst other things) are the best. Consistently.

Sneaky far shot.
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3148 on: February 25, 2020, 10:53:07 AM »
Sneaky far shot.

We're Number 5! We're Number 5!
Obviously we need to increase Military spending
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3149 on: February 25, 2020, 11:01:05 AM »
We're Number 5! We're Number 5!
Obviously we need to increase Military spending

Rules of Engagement are different for our troops.
Are we having fun yet?