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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3255 on: March 04, 2020, 11:53:05 AM »
Bart, did you give me karma points all at once in the last day or so?

I don't give or take.
If someone donates then I facilitate the transaction.
Nobody has donated to you in the last day or so.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3256 on: March 04, 2020, 12:08:40 PM »
I don't give or take.
If someone donates then I facilitate the transaction.
Nobody has donated to you in the last day or so.
Oh.  Well, hmmm. 

Can Jackstar have a guest pass once a week?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3257 on: March 04, 2020, 12:24:57 PM »
Oh.  Well, hmmm. 

Can Jackstar have a guest pass once a week?

Isn't that the creeper who stalked women that he delivered flowers to when he was (is?) a flower delivery stooge?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3258 on: March 04, 2020, 12:52:27 PM »
Isn't that the creeper who stalked women that he delivered flowers to when he was (is?) a flower delivery stooge?
No.  When I checked the original sources online (the woman's complaint), he did ask her out in some written format I think, probably a note.  She did not respond.  He did the admirable man thing and over time, persevered 2 more times.  She never actually gave him a response, but then she passive-aggressively publicly shamed him and flipped out in a public way, and to this day has never properly responded to his 3 requests for a date. Really sad.  He's not perfect.  But he's not a stalker.
Modified:  It might have been by voice mail.
Modified2:  Dare I opine that his faults are that he can be lazy, and mean, and is not loyal to people inasmuch as loyal to principles.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3259 on: March 04, 2020, 01:33:46 PM »
No.  When I checked the original sources online (the woman's complaint), he did ask her out in some written format I think, probably a note.  She did not respond.  He did the admirable man thing and over time, persevered 2 more times.  She never actually gave him a response, but then she passive-aggressively publicly shamed him and flipped out in a public way, and to this day has never properly responded to his 3 requests for a date. Really sad.  He's not perfect.  But he's not a stalker.
Modified:  It might have been by voice mail.
Modified2:  Dare I opine that his faults are that he can be lazy, and mean, and is not loyal to people inasmuch as loyal to principles.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3260 on: March 04, 2020, 02:30:45 PM »
I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"

So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3261 on: March 04, 2020, 02:39:36 PM »
I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"
So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".
How is your day going?

I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!

@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3262 on: March 04, 2020, 02:41:35 PM »
I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"

So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".

How is your day going?
Now can we let Gravity burn it?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3263 on: March 04, 2020, 03:07:03 PM »
I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!

@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?

I'm fine. :)

Now can we let Gravity burn it?

Wait until after next weekend. I still have next week to clear, then he can have at it.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3264 on: March 04, 2020, 03:26:41 PM »
I hope you are ok. They don't deserve a good smart employee like you. Go be happy elsewhere!

@Bart Ell do you think that boss will have an overall disappointing life?

A LIFE OF GETTING FINED FOR THROWING KFC BUCKETS FILLED WITH CHICKEN BONES OUT THE WINDOW OF A MOVING CAR.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3265 on: March 04, 2020, 08:48:19 PM »
Bart, did you give me karma points all at once in the last day or so?
@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a bone when I sign in. Get ya over that 200  mark.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3266 on: March 04, 2020, 08:53:23 PM »
@Sofia That's me doing that. You've been active for a few weeks now and I've been throwing you a bone when I sign in. Get ya over that 200  mark.

I do it too
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3268 on: March 04, 2020, 09:33:26 PM »
Ask Mrs T.
None of us posters are perfect and his quirks are offset by lots of great redeeming qualities, like, yes, perseverance (lol), humor, intelligence, being entertaining, and caring.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3269 on: March 04, 2020, 09:38:22 PM »
I turned in my notice yesterday after someone decided to yell at me about complaining and said "If you're so miserable here, why don't you just MOVE ON?"

So I am :)
My boss is "disappointed".

How is your day going?
That's hilarious.  You got some mileage out of that one!  Some people.  It was a coworker, right?

One time in a really busy restaurant, we were just swamped, green to the gills.  But I had to stay at my post.  I was not allowed to move.  A crotchety old man hissed at me, "Why don't YOU do something instead of just stand there!"  So I did.  I walked past him, out the door, and never looked back.  It felt hilarious to me.  I wonder if he even noticed.