Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

Can't you see it was all her fault?
HOW DARE SHE SAY THANK YOU WHEN HE HANDED HER THE FLOWERS SOMEONE ELSE PAID TO SEND HER!
THE BITCH WAS JUST ASKING TO BE STALKED WITH THE WAY SHE OPENED THE DOOR FOR HIM TO HAND HER THE FLOWERS!

Why do you hate flowers?

Good old Jackie. Back when when I was young and naïve and still had faith in the general wisdom of mankind, I followed Jack down a couple of conspiracy theory rabbit holes. One was PizzaHut, uh ... PizzaPunch, no ... PizzaGate. I tried to follow the logic and confirm the information from a few different sites. Turned out to be a whole lot of nothing

I checked out a lot of the most popular Conspiracy Theories of the Day on Bellgab. All turned out to be the same as PizzaHut: Silly editing of the whole story; Leaps of logic that landed on thin air; Lots of 2 + 2 = 22. Always fueled by some irrational hatred. Although I still believe the Reptilians have a secret base on the far side of the Moon

[Zetaspeak]

Is the Art voting finished?

WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT 

[Bart Ell]

WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT 

Voting will be March 16th-31st.
On April 1st I will pretend I shut down the site.
Results will be announced on April 14th.

[anniem]

Voting will be March 16th-31st.
On April 1st I will pretend I shut down the site.
Results will be announced on April 14th.

Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?

[GravitySucks]

@Bart Ell Do you have any special plans for Friday the 13th?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell Do you have any special plans for Friday the 13th?

There will be cake and orange juice and gifts and...

[Sofia]

Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?

Thanks for the schedule!!  Maybe we can do a reverse on Mar 31 and everyone post so much that the site stops for a day!

[Sofia]

Aaaaaa why so many numbers aaaaaaaa?

Okay, anniem, here's the scoop:
Voters must vote during the 2nd half of March!  The rest will just happen to you - no need to keep track!

[Sofia]

WAIT did i miss the whole thing! I been keeping an eye on that mystery Art section for months to see what will happen and I turn around for a week and I MISSED IT 

And will the upcoming voting the second half of March be about artsy art, or about Art Bell things?

[Sofia]

Why do you hate flowers?

Good old Jackie. Back when when I was young and naïve and still had faith in the general wisdom of mankind, I followed Jack down a couple of conspiracy theory rabbit holes. One was PizzaHut, uh ... PizzaPunch, no ... PizzaGate. I tried to follow the logic and confirm the information from a few different sites. Turned out to be a whole lot of nothing

I checked out a lot of the most popular Conspiracy Theories of the Day on Bellgab. All turned out to be the same as PizzaHut: Silly editing of the whole story; Leaps of logic that landed on thin air; Lots of 2 + 2 = 22. Always fueled by some irrational hatred. Although I still believe the Reptilians have a secret base on the far side of the Moon

I can relate.  It's easy to want to believe Jackie!  If it makes you feel any better, his natal chart creates the foundation for that, uh, effect.  I think I've read all his posts twice and yes it took a long time, but I just was trying to understand.  I came away without any conspiracy understandings from him, but I learned about his personality.

In any case, you can't take him too seriously on a lot of stuff.  Sometimes he fails to see the obvious.  There are mammon clouds that pass through his area all the time, yet he doesn't perceive them.  Last I heard he doesn't think they exist, lol...

[KSM]

Sofia, baby, yer spamming up the thread. Gotta back it off just a bit, k? Drop it about 10DB sweetheart.  Don't get so uppity.

[Sofia]

Jackstar & Dr. MD. Where the fuck frick are those guys?

Why, you looking for replacement sausage?

[Sofia]

Bart, What do you think of Taylor Swift?

[anniem]

Okay, anniem, here's the scoop:
Voters must vote during the 2nd half of March!  The rest will just happen to you - no need to keep track!

Ah, ok. That works better for me. 

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[Bart Ell]

Bart, What do you think of Taylor Swift?

I don't think I ever have.