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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3480 on: April 20, 2020, 09:29:40 PM »
What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?

No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3481 on: April 20, 2020, 09:35:02 PM »
@Spookcat  Dear, have you heard of, Stabbing? It's a new thing and it's all the rave. I have yet to try it myself but it sounds pretty groovy. G'oogle it.

Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3482 on: April 20, 2020, 09:38:50 PM »
I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3483 on: April 20, 2020, 09:39:37 PM »
Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.
Annie, that's where OCD and being a neat-freak can really pay off ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3484 on: April 20, 2020, 09:46:53 PM »
Are you in Manitou Springs right now? I swear I've had this exact experience....

Nope.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3485 on: April 20, 2020, 09:48:06 PM »
Is this the new job?. I thought you quit to get away from crazy

Nope not at work. She's a neighbor....
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3486 on: April 20, 2020, 09:53:52 PM »
Annie, that's where OCD and being a neat-freak can really pay off ;)

True!   ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3487 on: April 20, 2020, 09:54:26 PM »
Nope not at work. She's a neighbor....

A few blocks away I hope I hope I hope

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3488 on: April 20, 2020, 09:58:10 PM »
A few blocks away I hope I hope I hope

If only...
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3489 on: April 20, 2020, 10:06:30 PM »
I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳

Did the communists give you a card to carry in your wallet?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3490 on: April 20, 2020, 10:07:53 PM »
Eh, fingerprints, blood splatter....
There must be a better way.
Umm... Annie... you may need to change your head gear for this one.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3491 on: April 20, 2020, 10:09:55 PM »
Did the communists give you a card to carry in your wallet?

I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3492 on: April 20, 2020, 10:11:40 PM »
I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3493 on: April 20, 2020, 10:22:03 PM »
I don't seem to have one of those... Got one I can borrow?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3494 on: April 20, 2020, 10:30:40 PM »
Umm... Annie... you may need to change your head gear for this one.

How about this!

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