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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3720 on: October 04, 2020, 10:01:38 AM »
I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious.   ::)
There was a little girl,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3721 on: October 04, 2020, 10:07:21 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 10:01:38 AM
I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious.   ::)

OH!!! Can we have details, who what when where how why

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3722 on: October 04, 2020, 03:16:43 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 10:01:38 AM
I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious.   ::)

Horrible!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3723 on: October 04, 2020, 03:40:45 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 10:01:38 AM
I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious.   ::)

This is an outrage.  You do not deserve these vile accusations.  First off, I was vaccinated quite a few years ago to make me immune to the flirting virus.  Secondly, our upcoming marriage will be strictly plutonic, and essentially annulled in a couple days thereafter.  BTW, pick me out something to wear.   ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3724 on: October 04, 2020, 07:10:26 PM »
Quote from: anniem on October 04, 2020, 10:07:21 AM
OH!!! Can we have details, who what when where how why
I don't know...it seems like the wrong thread. Is it the wrong thread for details?
Screw it! It was the Pool Boy. Just yesterday he got strangely jealous of the UPS Delivery Man. The accusation happened in the guest house next to the pool. Personally I think it's because I asked him to check the filter - the Pool Boy, not the UPS Delivery Man. I mean it is autumn and he is paid to do a job after all. It was all rather unexpected, though now I'm thinking of updating Pool Boy's uniform. What do you think @anniem ?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3725 on: October 04, 2020, 07:11:06 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3726 on: October 04, 2020, 07:14:48 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on October 04, 2020, 03:40:45 PM
This is an outrage.  You do not deserve these vile accusations.  First off, I was vaccinated quite a few years ago to make me immune to the flirting virus.  Secondly, our upcoming marriage will be strictly plutonic, and essentially annulled in a couple days thereafter.  BTW, pick me out something to wear.   ;)
Thank you! I'm sorry to hear about the Deep State Vaccination program you took part in. Was it voluntary or against your will @ShayP  ? Also, @Bart Ell are you condoning this sort of mass vaccination program on your board? I'm considering a riot...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3727 on: October 04, 2020, 07:27:31 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3728 on: October 04, 2020, 07:40:42 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 10:01:38 AM
I have been accused of flirting!

Um, I believe you were accused of FARTING! Reading comprehension - work on it.  :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3729 on: October 04, 2020, 07:42:16 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 04, 2020, 07:40:42 PM
Um, I believe you were accused of FARTING! Reading comprehension - work on it.  :)
Oh!
Well, THAT changes EVERYTHING...  :-[
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3730 on: October 04, 2020, 08:14:11 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 07:10:26 PM
I don't know...it seems like the wrong thread. Is it the wrong thread for details?
Screw it! It was the Pool Boy. Just yesterday he got strangely jealous of the UPS Delivery Man. The accusation happened in the guest house next to the pool. Personally I think it's because I asked him to check the filter - the Pool Boy, not the UPS Delivery Man. I mean it is autumn and he is paid to do a job after all. It was all rather unexpected, though now I'm thinking of updating Pool Boy's uniform. What do you think @anniem ?

Something must be done. This is something up with you should not put, right Bart?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3731 on: October 05, 2020, 05:41:06 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 04, 2020, 07:14:48 PM
Thank you! I'm sorry to hear about the Deep State Vaccination program you took part in. Was it voluntary or against your will @ShayP  ? Also, @Bart Ell are you condoning this sort of mass vaccination program on your board? I'm considering a riot...

I also support spaying and neutering for all.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3732 on: October 05, 2020, 05:41:56 AM »
Quote from: anniem on October 04, 2020, 08:14:11 PM
Something must be done. This is something up with you should not put, right Bart?

This seems like a toss in to qualify question.
ANSWER DENIED!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3733 on: October 05, 2020, 07:52:05 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 05, 2020, 05:41:06 AM
I also support spaying and neutering for all.
LOL
This, I knew.  :D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3734 on: October 05, 2020, 10:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 05, 2020, 05:41:56 AM
This seems like a toss in to qualify question.
ANSWER DENIED!

Is it wrong to mindfully demonstrate respect to a thread with such a toss?

hee hee hee
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