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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3870 on: December 13, 2020, 05:29:46 AM »
I would like to bring some Bellgabbers over to do more EXCLUSIVE work over here. Would you welcome this?
Could we expect any preferential treatment? Jackstar and I want to do a EllGabAfterMidnight show together competing heatd to head against Liberace's BenCast Satrurday evenings if down? This would be until I take over DMDN in 2021-2022 and add it to CRN when we launch in early 2021 TBA
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It would be much easier to put them in a giant plastic bag and seal it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3871 on: December 13, 2020, 05:33:03 AM »
Bart: If I Venmo, CashApp or PayPal you $2500 bucks when nobody is looking, would you please ban ShitFest for a couple months?
$10K to PERMANENTLY lock him out of here? He has been talking sheffy shit behind your back and I will be your new benefactor to clean this Shet up around these parts.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3872 on: December 13, 2020, 05:39:40 AM »
It would be much easier to put them in a giant plastic bag and seal it.

MV sent me a Voxxer to share:

 "Rubini, tell Bart I will place my Arab wife's soiled panties in a sealed ziplock in exchange for him accepting Tootsie who broke up with tranny wigga Azzygayya who got ceremoniously kicked to the curb after destroying the viewer count on GabCast's?"

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3873 on: December 13, 2020, 05:44:04 AM »
Yo Bart! Is Keith a cunt in your opinion? Asking for my wife?
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I have no idea but I have heard that your wife is a dick.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3874 on: December 13, 2020, 05:46:59 AM »
I have no idea but I have heard that your wife is a dick.

Ha! Oh, really? Oy Vey! I was just trolling, Liberace. I am not married. Is your wife hung?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3875 on: December 13, 2020, 03:17:15 PM »
Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.

And reported, I would have!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3876 on: December 15, 2020, 04:41:18 PM »
Hey Bart.

Quick question. Do you know anything about this "Mysterious Song"? Little Walks was asking me about it today but I've never heard of it or about it. Apparently, it's a thing.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3877 on: December 15, 2020, 05:15:38 PM »
Hey Bart.

Quick question. Do you know anything about this "Mysterious Song"? Little Walks was asking me about it today but I've never heard of it or about it. Apparently, it's a thing.



I read a bit about it some time ago - seemed like someone found a way to get millions of people to listen to an old demo they had by creating a great backstory. It also didn't sound like something recorded off the radio in 1984, sounded more like a first generation demo.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3878 on: December 15, 2020, 07:16:05 PM »
I read a bit about it some time ago - seemed like someone found a way to get millions of people to listen to an old demo they had by creating a great backstory. It also didn't sound like something recorded off the radio in 1984, sounded more like a first generation demo.

Ha! Ok.  I'll pass that on.  It's the first online "mystery" she's followed.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3879 on: December 17, 2020, 01:13:41 PM »
Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?

In that spirit , Barthur. Would you please tell us lies, tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies?

Please?
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3880 on: December 17, 2020, 02:18:19 PM »
In that spirit , Barthur. Would you please tell us lies, tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies?

Please?

I will do no such thing... trust me!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3881 on: December 17, 2020, 03:10:42 PM »
Any chance on an early Tanya release?   I figure I've done my part. Got the T-shirt ETC.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3882 on: December 17, 2020, 05:50:48 PM »
What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?

Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report? 

Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?

Ginger or Maryann?

Willma or Betty?

Fred or Ethel?

Ford or Chevy?

Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?

Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?

Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?

If it does, why does it run instead of walk?

Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?



Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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« Reply #3883 on: December 17, 2020, 05:54:54 PM »
What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?

Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report? 

Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?

Ginger or Maryann?

Willma or Betty?

Fred or Ethel?

Ford or Chevy?

Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?

Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?

Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?

If it does, why does it run instead of walk?

Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?

I'm betting there are alot of No's and neither's in that list.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3884 on: December 17, 2020, 06:08:17 PM »
What questions that you haven't been asked do want people to ask?

Would you be willing to do a episode of the Squatch Report? 

Have you ever seen seen a monkey completely shaved of fur?

Ginger or Maryann?

Willma or Betty?

Fred or Ethel?

Ford or Chevy?

Will you be able to answer all these questions in the allotted time?

Have you ever hijacked a passenger liner and demanded to be taken to Koo-ba?

Does Mail delivery run on Saturday in Canada?

If it does, why does it run instead of walk?

Can I have 432 more karma points please? I'm not feeling the love, why's that?

That one.

No.

I think I have... but it could have just been a girl from Oklahoma.

When I was a kid it was Mary Ann but I switched to Ginger as my tastes matured.

They are both annoying but I think Betty does the freaky stuff that I likes so much.

Fred because I am sure he did some stuff.

I jumped a fire hydrant in a Mustang once so I'll go with Ford.

Yes.

No but I got a blowie on a flight to Cincinnati.

No, doesn't walk either.

Sure. As long as you know you didn't really earn them.