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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3945 on: January 13, 2021, 11:28:27 AM »
On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112.  I'm still not clear on what any of this means.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3946 on: January 13, 2021, 11:41:09 AM »
I got 109 and 105 which I think means I’d take a normal, not overtly sexy, woman with an artsy bent.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3947 on: January 13, 2021, 11:44:08 AM »
On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112.  I'm still not clear on what any of this means.

It means 4 against 1.  I'm probably the sicko.  :'(

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3948 on: January 13, 2021, 11:55:15 AM »
I may have to take it again. I found myself clicking Prefer Neither more often than not and it was at that realization that I started forcing myself to prefer one over another but for the most part I was not all that attracted to any of the women shown.  My choices were made as if I had to decide to fuck one because there was a gun to my head.

I suspect we're just a bunch o' weirdos.

Good God, what a mess  :-[

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3949 on: January 13, 2021, 12:02:14 PM »
I think I also clicked neither most.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3950 on: January 13, 2021, 12:44:03 PM »
On both APF1 and APF2 I scored 112.  I'm still not clear on what any of this means.

Just give me 00 and I'll be ok

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3951 on: January 13, 2021, 08:32:48 PM »
What do you think of this?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3952 on: January 13, 2021, 08:43:52 PM »
Bart,

I took an online test to determine if I was some sort of degenerate freak. It is called the Evaluation of Female Attractiveness test. I'm not sure how it could have turned out more neutral - damn near dead of center on the grid. In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.

Even one of my favorite podcasters is pushing the envelope.

My disheartening results:
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3953 on: January 13, 2021, 10:04:26 PM »
102/90
I’ll take the “I like boys” test during 2/3 period break.
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I like boys: 81
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3954 on: January 14, 2021, 11:29:29 AM »
I like boys: 81
I like ‘em manly. Well, at least they got part right.
I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad.  I got a 66 BTW.  ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3955 on: January 15, 2021, 11:45:23 PM »
@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3956 on: January 16, 2021, 03:07:22 AM »
+1 to everyone on this page just cuz y'all so fuckin' rock.  Nuff said. ;) :-*
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3957 on: January 16, 2021, 03:42:10 AM »
@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??

Right up until.the day he dies
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3958 on: January 16, 2021, 03:44:22 AM »
+1 to everyone on this page just cuz y'all so fuckin' rock.  Nuff said. ;) :-*

Naw, sis. They really don't. Just seems that way at this time of the morning +1
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3959 on: January 16, 2021, 03:47:51 AM »
I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad.  I got a 66 BTW.  ;D

Couldn't have been all that bad. You found over half worth buying a drink and chatting up right before last call
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