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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3960 on: January 16, 2021, 03:50:04 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 15, 2021, 11:45:23 PM
@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??

You keep traveling faster than the speed of light and you wont have to worry
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3961 on: January 16, 2021, 03:53:45 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 13, 2021, 10:04:26 PM
I like boys: 81
I like ‘em manly. Well, at least they got part right.

I think.it means you're over selective: good teeth and a decent job
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3962 on: January 16, 2021, 04:31:11 AM »
Quote from: damon on January 15, 2021, 11:45:23 PM
@Bart Ell are you planning to live forever??

I want to live as long as I can have an erection without pills.
NOT A DAY LONGER.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3963 on: January 16, 2021, 05:17:56 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 16, 2021, 04:31:11 AM
I want to live as long as I can have an erection without pills.
NOT A DAY LONGER.

... and all your own hair
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3964 on: January 16, 2021, 09:12:51 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 14, 2021, 11:29:29 AM
I looked at some of your choices to see if they were as bleak as what the men had to sift through and your test was just as bad.  I got a 66 BTW.  ;D
;D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3965 on: January 16, 2021, 09:14:13 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 16, 2021, 03:44:22 AM
Naw, sis. They really don't. Just seems that way at this time of the morning +1
I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it!  :P
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3966 on: January 16, 2021, 09:17:33 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 16, 2021, 03:53:45 AM
I think.it means you're over selective: good teeth and a decent job
Or money and a steep staircase.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3967 on: January 16, 2021, 09:49:07 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 16, 2021, 09:14:13 PM
I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it!  :P

I have a steep staircase  :). But I doubt I'm manly enough for you  :( . The money thing. Negotiable?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3968 on: January 16, 2021, 09:51:51 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 16, 2021, 09:14:13 PM
I'm amazing at all times of the day, damn it!  :P

Of course you are! *backs away slowly*
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3969 on: January 17, 2021, 10:53:58 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 16, 2021, 09:49:07 PM
I have a steep staircase  :). But I doubt I'm manly enough for you  :( . The money thing. Negotiable?
Nope. But we can still dress up and go out on the town. @ShayP will escort us. My treat. Let’s go shopping first @TigerLily !!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3970 on: January 17, 2021, 10:54:53 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 16, 2021, 09:51:51 PM
Of course you are! *backs away slowly*
Surprisingly enough, this is not the first time I’ve elicited that reaction.  ;)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3971 on: January 17, 2021, 11:47:54 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 17, 2021, 10:53:58 AM
Nope. But we can still dress up and go out on the town. @ShayP will escort us. My treat. Let’s go shopping first @TigerLily !!

I would happily escort the two of you @PolkaDot  @TigerLily to your destinations.  However I will not go shopping.  That is out of the question.  What I will do is make sure you are safe and take advantage of "My treat."  As I typed that I realized it could come across as perverted but I am referring strictly to the food and drink that I will be consuming. :D ...on your tab of course.  ;) ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3972 on: January 17, 2021, 12:49:00 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 17, 2021, 11:47:54 AM
I would happily escort the two of you @PolkaDot  @TigerLily to your destinations.  However I will not go shopping.  That is out of the question.  What I will do is make sure you are safe and take advantage of "My treat."  As I typed that I realized it could come across as perverted but I am referring strictly to the food and drink that I will be consuming. :D ...on your tab of course.  ;) ;D

Just working for the tip?
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3973 on: January 17, 2021, 01:29:58 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 17, 2021, 12:49:00 PM
Just working for the tip?

LOL!  I suspect I may earn a very generous tip due to the service I provide.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3974 on: January 17, 2021, 01:31:17 PM »
Will Canada be opening up for vacations this summer?
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