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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #480 on: August 13, 2018, 11:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 04:01:58 PM
No idea what any of that means.
Just as well.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #481 on: August 14, 2018, 12:53:46 AM »
Dear Bart,

Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #482 on: August 14, 2018, 01:29:55 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 05:32:09 AM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.

 East Indian leg wrestling doesn't sound as good. I cannot engage in soft combat while delicious butter chicken is just minutes away.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #483 on: August 14, 2018, 05:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.

It should look like this
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[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]

Bart, that is sooo much work.  Will you do it for me?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #484 on: August 14, 2018, 05:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 14, 2018, 12:53:46 AM
Dear Bart,

Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?

We broadcast it on what is called the super internet,
We reach more countries than the regular internet can.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #485 on: August 14, 2018, 11:11:14 AM »
Dear Bart,

Can I knock off a little early today?

Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #486 on: August 14, 2018, 11:17:13 AM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:11:14 AM
Dear Bart,

Can I knock off a little early today?

Wanna go on another trip?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #487 on: August 14, 2018, 11:23:16 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 14, 2018, 11:17:13 AM
Wanna go on another trip?


I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #488 on: August 14, 2018, 11:26:54 AM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:23:16 AM


I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.

Karl loved it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #489 on: August 14, 2018, 11:38:20 AM »
“I want to go down, you fucking twat!” - Karl 😂
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #490 on: August 14, 2018, 11:41:44 AM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #491 on: August 14, 2018, 11:46:38 AM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:38:20 AM
“I want to go down, you fucking twat!” - Karl 😂
I don't think doing slurpys at that altitude is such a good idea.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #492 on: August 15, 2018, 01:05:25 AM »
Dear Bart,

I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.

1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like?  Even if they're not aware of it?

2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?

3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?

4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?

Thank you. 
In Bart I Trust.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #493 on: August 15, 2018, 07:28:38 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 15, 2018, 01:05:25 AM
Dear Bart,

I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.

1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like?  Even if they're not aware of it?

2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?

3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?

4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?

Thank you. 
In Bart I Trust.

A #Legacy is like taking a bride.
You claim them and drag them back to your cave.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #494 on: August 16, 2018, 12:56:47 AM »
Dear Bart,

Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?
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