Ask Bart Anything

[StarrMountain]

Bart,

Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?

     

[damon]

@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1

@Bart Ell  How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??

[StarrMountain]

@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1

@Bart Ell  How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??

Thank you very much, damon.   +1 back atcha!

[FISH]

Bart,

Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?

I have no hope for the ChillBox.
The creator of this video needs to hire someone who actually speaks English.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

What are your theories for the actual contents of the Subway Tuna Sub?

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1407432528798101511

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What are your theories for the actual contents of the Subway Tuna Sub?

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1407432528798101511

My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.
Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?

[Walks_At_Night]

My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.

Well that would solve my pigeon problem.

Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?

I'd assume so but it has been quite sometime since I've frequented one. I've not wanted to share a "sandwich artist's" diseases. Used to go about once a month because Hillbilly Jim digs their $5 foot long cold-cut combo.

[whoozit]

I am terrified I am going to be eaten by a horde of Mandrills.  What should I do to protect myself?

[ItsOver]

My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon...

Poor Zeebo. 

[PolkaDot]

My guess would be bleached squirrel and pigeon.
Is Subway still the place to go to get microwaved meats?

I had no idea squirrel was dark meat. 

[StarrMountain]

@StarrMountain how are you doing? I just gave you a +1

@Bart Ell  How are you doing and Are you still alive and kicking??

Thank you, damon.  +1 back attcha.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hi Bart,

In this video, some little guy interjects himself into the middle of a heated argument between two larger men. He gets his nose crushed as a result and no one seems to care except the little guy's Mom. The question I have, is head butting a pest like that a truly effective method in dispatching someone who will not mind their own bees wax?

[Bart Ell]

Hi Bart,

In this video, some little guy interjects himself into the middle of a heated argument between two larger men. He gets his nose crushed as a result and no one seems to care except the little guy's Mom. The question I have, is head butting a pest like that a truly effective method in dispatching someone who will not mind their own bees wax?

He grew up heading soccer balls so he has developed a protective layer on his head.
It is the ideal method for him to use.
I bet you did not know the little guy made a joke about his hair plugs.

[Walks_At_Night]

He grew up heading soccer balls so he has developed a protective layer on his head.
It is the ideal method for him to use.
I bet you did not know the little guy made a joke about his hair plugs.

No. While Italian seems to be a wonderful language for arguments in the street, my knowledge of it is limited to bonjourno, saying the name Sylvia Poggioli and perhaps a few random words from Dean Martin songs.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

This made me laugh like hell.  Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI