Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Do you think the Blue Man will be okay?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1421626770218840064

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Do you think the Blue Man will be okay?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1421626770218840064

HE WILL LIVE FOREVER!

[anniem]

HE WILL LIVE FOREVER!

What happened to the rest of the group?

[Bart Ell]

What happened to the rest of the group?

I did not keep track of all of them but I do know Blas went back to Slaughter.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I put my name in this people search engine: https://www.peekyou.com/ and the details it came back with were kind of accurate but it also said that my alias on the internet is thickdick69er.  I don't know what to think, so I am looking for advice. Should I be filled with horror and disgust at such a vulgar thing or should I feel a certain amount of pride? 


Also - Mrs. Walks' alias is memphishottiexxx. AFAIK she has never been to Memphis in her life. Should I be concerned?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I put my name in this people search engine: https://www.peekyou.com/ and the details it came back with were kind of accurate but it also said that my alias on the internet is thickdick69er.  I don't know what to think, so I am looking for advice. Should I be filled with horror and disgust at such a vulgar thing or should I feel a certain amount of pride? 


Also - Mrs. Walks' alias is memphishottiexxx. AFAIK she has never been to Memphis in her life. Should I be concerned?

The evidence points to memphishottiexxx having dinner for two with thickdick69er.
I would bring up those names in casual conversation with Mrs. Walks and see how she reacts to them.
I hate having to type this but you may also want to do a moisture test after mentioning thickdick69er.
So sorry, I really did not want to type that but you asked for my opinion.
YOU ASKED FOR MY OPINION!

[Walks_At_Night]

The evidence points to memphishottiexxx having dinner for two with thickdick69er.
I would bring up those names in casual conversation with Mrs. Walks and see how she reacts to them.
I hate having to type this but you may also want to do a moisture test after mentioning thickdick69er.
So sorry, I really did not want to type that but you asked for my opinion.
YOU ASKED FOR MY OPINION!

...and I value and appreciate your opinion.  Thanks.

BTW - I looked up Hillbilly Jim. Apparently his internet alias is iliketitties   

[TigerLily]

I tried to double check @Walks_At_Night information but I misspelled mephistohottiexxx and it came up with a good friend of mine who has an unfortunate proclivity for dabbling in the Dark Arts. I would warn the Mrs. to beware any messages from Satansson or Ridemybroomstick

[KSM]

I tried to double check @Walks_At_Night information but I misspelled mephistohottiexxx and it came up with a good friend of mine who has an unfortunate proclivity for dabbling in the Dark Arts. I would warn the Mrs. to beware any messages from Satansson or Ridemybroomstick

Most people who dabble in the "Dark Arts" have exhausted all other avenues and still cannot achieve acceptance. They're loooosers looking for something to belong to. A lonely hearts club, if you will.

@TigerLily

[TigerLily]

Most people who dabble in the "Dark Arts" have exhausted all other avenues and still cannot achieve acceptance. They're loooosers looking for something to belong to. A lonely hearts club, if you will.

@TigerLily

I will send your good wishes on to my friend. I'm sure she can cook up something special for you

[KSM]

I will send your good wishes on to my friend. I'm sure she can cook up something special for you

I dare her/him to try. Seriously - do it.  I'll gladly send a lock of my beautiful hair if that helps.  I'd send a dick pic but that would make the little imp love me and my plate is rather full - isn't it!

[TigerLily]

Dear Bartanada

I read Canada is letting Americans back across your border. They do have to provide proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Do agree with allowing Americans to once again cross into Canada? Have you noticed any big changes since Canada has been American-free for so long?

Sincerely,

An American Tiger named Lily

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartanada

I read Canada is letting Americans back across your border. They do have to provide proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Do agree with allowing Americans to once again cross into Canada? Have you noticed any big changes since Canada has been American-free for so long?

Sincerely,

An American Tiger named Lily

I drove by the Queenston–Lewiston Bridge yesterday and they were lined up as far as the eye can see.
They are coming for peaches and Costco and they don't care how long they have to wait.

https://twitter.com/NewsRadio930/status/1424713667786969093

In the last year I did notice the lack of fanny pack wearing fatties lined up outside Denny's.
I also noticed fewer people double parking by the Falls so they could waddle over for a picture.

[TigerLily]

I drove by the Queenston–Lewiston Bridge yesterday and they were lined up as far as the eye can see.
They are coming for peaches and Costco and they don't care how long they have to wait.

https://twitter.com/NewsRadio930/status/1424713667786969093

In the last year I did notice the lack of fanny pack wearing fatties lined up outside Denny's.
I also noticed fewer people double parking by the Falls so they could waddle over for a picture.

Watch out! They are like locusts when it comes to peaches. When they go home all they will leave are the pits

[KSM]

If memory serves, Imran Khan hasn't been heard from since about 2014. I do wonder whether or not he lives still with his dad and mom.

Do you know anything beyond this, Bart?