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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4575 on: October 05, 2021, 05:43:54 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 05, 2021, 04:49:41 AM
I deal with the filthy animals myself.
That Putin fella sure started balding early, huh?
I dare you to find a picture of him with a full head of hair.
NOT VERY VIRILE!

It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair!  The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4576 on: October 05, 2021, 05:52:03 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2021, 05:43:54 AM
It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair!  The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.

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Now that is a head of hair I can respect!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4577 on: October 05, 2021, 11:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 05, 2021, 05:52:03 AM
Now that is a head of hair I can respect!

A certain evil beauty. He certainly didn't age well. Like Mom always says. "At 20 you have the face you were born with. At 65 you have the face you deserve". Or can afford
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4578 on: October 05, 2021, 03:56:03 PM »
From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4579 on: October 05, 2021, 03:57:13 PM »
Quote from: juan on October 05, 2021, 03:56:03 PM
From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4580 on: October 05, 2021, 04:00:58 PM »
Quote from: juan on October 05, 2021, 03:56:03 PM
From your recent postings showing @Rikki Gins what you saw today, @Bart Ell it would appear that you live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  Do you sell black velvet Elvis paintings?

Yes.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4581 on: October 05, 2021, 04:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 04, 2021, 01:51:14 PM
Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo.

Maintenance error caused Facebook's 6-hour outage, company says

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(Reuters) -An error during routine maintenance on Facebook's  network of data centers caused Monday's collapse of its global system for more than six hours, leading to a torrent of problems that delayed the repairs, the company said on Tuesday.

The outage was the largest that Downdetector, a web monitoring firm, said it had ever seen. It blocked access to apps for billions of users of Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, further intensifying weeks of scrutiny for the nearly $1 trillion company.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4582 on: October 05, 2021, 08:08:57 PM »
Hi Bart,

Was just wondering how worried you are over this asteroid nudging business.  It sounds like a bad Saturday night movie on the SciFy channel.

'Planetary defense!' NASA will launch November mission to deflect 'devastating' asteroid from hitting Earth by NUDGING it with a spacecraft, agency says

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4583 on: October 06, 2021, 04:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2021, 08:08:57 PM
Hi Bart,

Was just wondering how worried you are over this asteroid nudging business.  It sounds like a bad Saturday night movie on the SciFy channel.

'Planetary defense!' NASA will launch November mission to deflect 'devastating' asteroid from hitting Earth by NUDGING it with a spacecraft, agency says

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As worried as I would be about anything else in the Daily Mail.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4584 on: October 06, 2021, 08:55:37 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on September 30, 2021, 05:31:47 AM
It's a great idea! @PolkaDot  I think we'd have a blast.  I'm guessing you are familiar with the segment of the Chappelle Show where Dave goes on a ride with Wayne Brady.  I may just be like Wayne Brady in that sketch.  ;)  Ya never know. ;D


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4585 on: October 06, 2021, 09:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 05, 2021, 05:43:54 AM
It would seem that even as a lad, Putin's hair was thin and obviously not long for this world. Old Joe Stalin showed up in the search and yikes. What a head of hair!  The kind of hair that would order the execution of millions of Kulaks, have Trotsky ice-picked and come out on top in a cage match with Hitler.

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Wow. kinda cute for a mass murderer. He's not even dead in the eyes.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4586 on: October 07, 2021, 10:09:29 PM »
Bart,

Any thoughts on this man/pig deal?  It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4587 on: October 07, 2021, 10:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 07, 2021, 10:09:29 PM
Bart,

Any thoughts on this man/pig deal?  It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.
The "Get vaccinated" at the end was a rather goofy touch.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4588 on: October 07, 2021, 10:29:57 PM »
Quote from: KSM on October 07, 2021, 10:27:51 PM
The "Get vaccinated" at the end was a rather goofy touch.

He is our President and you can't have him.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4589 on: October 08, 2021, 04:54:20 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 07, 2021, 10:09:29 PM
Bart,

Any thoughts on this man/pig deal?  It kind of freaked me out in that it sure looks like a manager I once had. Kept expecting it to speak up and tell me I need to work the weekend.

What kind of man/pig can't stand on its own?
More like man/pussy!
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