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[ItsOver]

Wow. kinda cute for a mass murderer. He's not even dead in the eyes.

Even Ted had his moments, as a “hands-on” sort of guy.

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[TigerLily]

Dear Bartacular

Since my return my #Clickacy has gone from Men's Wearhouse to chic lingerie. How did they figure out so fast I'm a girl?

P.S. I miss the male models but this is delicious. Sold!

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[Bart Ell]

Since my return my #Clickacy has gone from Men's Wearhouse to chic lingerie. How did they figure out so fast I'm a girl?

GPS.
It can tell who spends more time in the kitchen.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Are Chinese women the best?  Disgruntled dude with a big chopper thing starts going wild at the business.  Two rent-a-cops are ineffective.  One seemingly legs it and the other goes down in an Oscar winning performace after getting whomped. Chinese mama walks up and disarms chopper dude like a boss! One handed even!

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1446570845569044480

[TigerLily]

What's with the so-called guard who is standing there literally picking his nose? Finally gets whomped in the back by chomper guy but doesn't collapse for at least 10 seconds. But my favorite is business lady who just sits down and goes back to work like it's a normal workday. Even the disarmress looks to business lady for further instructions. I don't think we need to worry about these people ruling the world

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Are Chinese women the best? 

They may be but what I get from this is the men as pussies and bad actors.

[Walks_At_Night]

What's with the so-called guard who is standing there literally picking his nose? Finally gets whomped in the back by chomper guy but doesn't collapse for at least 10 seconds. But my favorite is business lady who just sits down and goes back to work like it's a normal workday. Even the disarmress looks to business lady for further instructions. I don't think we need to worry about these people ruling the world

I think the guard is showing off his skills for the football scouts. Which football? It matters not.
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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I'll assume that you are aware of the website GLP. There is a great deal of rubbish on there but once in a while there are some interesting items on current events. Thus, I check it out on occasion. They have recently enabled a video chat feature.  The dudes are about what you would expect - harried, wild-eyed individuals, smoking cigarettes and talking about Chinese spies down the street in non-descript white vans. The ladies are a surprise. A significant percentage of them so far are down right attractive. Why do you think this is? As GLP is a conspiracy site, is this phenomena a manifestation of the Crazy-Hot Matrix or is it just simply that the bowszers keep their camera off?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I'll assume that you are aware of the website GLP. There is a great deal of rubbish on there but once in a while there are some interesting items on current events. Thus, I check it out on occasion. They have recently enabled a video chat feature.  The dudes are about what you would expect - harried, wild-eyed individuals, smoking cigarettes and talking about Chinese spies down the street in non-descript white vans. The ladies are a surprise. A significant percentage of them so far are down right attractive. Why do you think this is? As GLP is a conspiracy site, is this phenomena a manifestation of the Crazy-Hot Matrix or is it just simply that the bowszers keep their camera off?

I am aware of but have never visited that site.
As for the rest - guys with small pricks don't post their homemade porn.
I guess woo ladies have that same mentality.

[ShayP]

Bart, are you saying I shouldn't post my homemade porn?

[Bart Ell]

Bart, are you saying I shouldn't post my homemade porn?

You can look normal sized if you choose a midget partner, @ShayP .

[ShayP]

You can look normal sized if you choose a midget partner, @ShayP .

Where do I find a very small midget?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Pulled this clickacy the other day. Question is, have you ever used this outfit to move your yacht, Bart's Bastard from Lake Ontario to the Greek Isles? If so, would you use them again?

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[KSM]

Where do I find a very small midget?

They say that if you look in the cupboard you still find closeted gay ones. @ShayP

[Bart Ell]

Where do I find a very small midget?

Put up an ad looking for a female to play R2D2.
Profit.