Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

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Too bad @Fancy Lady Boots got disappeared. I'm sure she would approve of this choice.

[Bart Ell]

Should I purchase an apron and slippers?

SHE SHOULD PURCHASE THEM FOR YOU!

[Bart Ell]

An apron and a good, sturdy pair of work shoes.  Get back in that kitchen, right @Bart Ell ?

Only the fat ones.
You gotta earn your freedom.

[TigerLily]

Can I pick the uniform?

Short. Lots of ass showing

[TigerLily]

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Oooh! Definitely working shoes! For the BossLady. Those will get you down on your hands and knees when you are scrubbing the floor or whatnot

[JUAN]

Or, he could dress as Esther Valentine did in the early days, right @Bart Ell ?

[KSM]

CHANGE OF PLANS, YOU MORONS! 

I'M LATE AND I'M SPOTTING

[KSM]

Bart,  you going to be mailing Christmas cards out this year?  Again

[Bart Ell]

Bart,  you going to be mailing Christmas cards out this year?  Again

Last year was postcards, this year could be Christmas cards.
If you want a Christmas card from Barthur just message me where you would like it sent.

[Bart Ell]

Or, he could dress as Esther Valentine did in the early days, right @Bart Ell ?

Ellis had a sister?

[KSM]

If you want a Christmas card from Barthur just message me where you would like it sent.

What do you do that personalizes one greeting from another?
Do you put any thought behind each greeting or is it more like a form letter?
Do you leave the house and personally look for a card that reminds you of the member you will be sending it to  ??

We don't take possession until Dec 10th so timing would be important and the house is a new build so I am wondering whether or not that will be an issue with mailing but I don't see why it would. Hmm  I DO want a card so I'll try and have things in line before I post my address here but I will do so in the TELL thread. Coz it's a tell and that's the rule.

I will post my new phone number as well in the case of a verbal well wishing.  We'll hook things up - I'll make it happen.


If you want a card from me I will be happy to do so and I will even make the card myself. I once sent a few slices of ham to a woman in Kansas via snale mail. That is 100% true.

[Walks_At_Night]

We don't take possession until Dec 10th so timing would be important and the house is a new build so I am wondering whether or not that will be an issue with mailing but I don't see why it would.

Your faith in the United States Postal Service and Post Master General DeJoy is just so cute. You'll get the Bart's card round about Valentine's Day.
I'm willing to give Trump credit for the good things he accomplished [and there were some] but DeJoy is as crooked as dog's hind leg. Also - a new build? Really? House Husband and a new build? What are you gonna do all day @KSM? Lie on the couch and watch Real Houswives of Where Des Moines all day? I'd have figured you going with a 120 year old Victorian and stripping it down to the studs and reworking it all soup to nuts. Now you are as useless as a castracted Lion in the Zoo.

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Up above @KSM mentions that he once mailed a slice of ham to someone.  By a bizzare coincidence I too once mailed someone a hunk of ham back when I was in Engineering School [a long tale in and of itself].  Does that mean that KSM and I are what I think the young guys call "Eskimo Brothers"?

[KSM]

Bart,

Up above @KSM mentions that he once mailed a slice of ham to someone.  By a bizzare coincidence I too once mailed someone a hunk of ham back when I was in Engineering School [a long tale in and of itself].  Does that mean that KSM and I are what I think the young guys call "Eskimo Brothers"?

Eskimo brothers?  You can't say that anymore coz you'll offend folks. The Edmonton ELKS will tell you!

We can be Elk brothers. ? 

Your faith in the United States Postal Service and Post Master General DeJoy is just so cute. You'll get the Bart's card round about Valentine's Day.
I'm willing to give Trump credit for the good things he accomplished [and there were some] but DeJoy is as crooked as dog's hind leg. Also - a new build? Really? House Husband and a new build? What are you gonna do all day @KSM? Lie on the couch and watch Real Houswives of Where Des Moines all day? I'd have figured you going with a 120 year old Victorian and stripping it down to the studs and reworking it all soup to nuts. Now you are as useless as a castracted Lion in the Zoo.

Well if that's the case maybe I'll play it safe and get a 2nd Christmas card from Bart.

You think a new build will not come with things I will want to change?

Carpeted stairs. NOPE! Those are going to be swapped out for hardwood as will most of the top floor that is already carpeted. I will leave the guest rooms carpeted but the others like the master suite, bonus room, and the area around the top of the stairs (hallway?) will all be done in this unless I can find something a little more rustic looking -  https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bruce-Cappuccino-Maple-3-4-in-Thick-x-3-1-4-in-Wide-x-Varying-Length-Solid-Hardwood-Flooring-22-sq-ft-case-CM3745/202697672  You can see that I will have plenty of work to do, WAN. @Walks_At_Night If I take my time it will take me about a week and that includes the bedroom on the main floor (not shown)

Castrated lion? Good lord, no. And those were horrible pictures BTW

CORRECTION: The stairs will remain carpeted for when Vera becomes old and can no longer safely make her way up hard surface staircases.

[Walks_At_Night]

Eskimo brothers?  You can't say that anymore coz you'll offend folks. The Edmonton ELKS will tell you!

We can be Elk brothers. ? 
Well if that's the case maybe I'll play it safe and get a 2nd Christmas card from Bart.

You think a new build will not come with things I will want to change?

Carpeted stairs. NOPE! Those are going to be swapped out for hardwood as will most of the top floor that is already carpeted. I will leave the guest rooms carpeted but the others like the master suite, bonus room, and the area around the top of the stairs (hallway?) will all be done in this unless I can find something a little more rustic looking -  https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bruce-Cappuccino-Maple-3-4-in-Thick-x-3-1-4-in-Wide-x-Varying-Length-Solid-Hardwood-Flooring-22-sq-ft-case-CM3745/202697672  You can see that I will have plenty of work to do, WAN. @Walks_At_Night If I take my time it will take me about a week and that includes the bedroom on the main floor (not shown)

Castrated lion? Good lord, no. And those were horrible pictures BTW

CORRECTION: The stairs will remain carpeted for when Vera becomes old and can no longer safely make her way up hard surface staircases.

Elk Brothers is perfect! The lion picture is horrible. It is my understanding that when a lady lion is in the mood. She is really in the mood - like she wants it 30 times a day.  After awhile the old boy can't perform anymore so to rev him back up, she gives him a ball bite until he delivers.
So what is downstairs?