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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4815 on: December 03, 2021, 06:13:17 PM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4816 on: December 04, 2021, 01:45:58 PM »
Bart,

Is the Melinda Gates is really Kevin Kline in a dress conspiracy plausible?  If I were married to Phoebe Cates I probably wouldn't have time for Gates.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4817 on: December 04, 2021, 08:38:18 PM »
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Things seem to load much quicker so maybe it will stay this way for now.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4818 on: December 05, 2021, 03:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 04, 2021, 01:45:58 PM
Bart,

Is the Melinda Gates is really Kevin Kline in a dress conspiracy plausible?  If I were married to Phoebe Cates I probably wouldn't have time for Gates.

I do not think I have seen her before.
Yikes.
That's unfortunate.
Also - do not search "Phoebe Cates today" ever.
I warned you.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4819 on: December 05, 2021, 04:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 05, 2021, 03:14:13 AM
I do not think I have seen her before.
Yikes.
That's unfortunate.
Also - do not search "Phoebe Cates today" ever.
I warned you.

She should have held up real well. I can't handle another Tiffany situation so I am taking your advice to heart this time. After the Mike Holmes' daughter fiasco I trust you in these matters now.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4820 on: December 05, 2021, 05:14:41 AM »
I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4821 on: December 05, 2021, 05:22:31 AM »
Quote from: JUAN on December 05, 2021, 05:14:41 AM
I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.

Don't hold your breath, I don't plan to be around that long.
Also - wrong thread.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4822 on: December 05, 2021, 08:26:08 PM »
Quote from: JUAN on December 05, 2021, 05:14:41 AM
I want to see @Bart Ell when he reaches about 60 and has softened with a few extra pounds.
You're assuming that he, Bart, is currently fit and trim..  I tell you this @JUAN @Bart Ell is between 14 - 91 LBs over his recommended weight and height.  May even be BALD!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4823 on: December 05, 2021, 09:28:06 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 05, 2021, 08:26:08 PM
You're assuming that he, Bart, is currently fit and trim..  I tell you this @JUAN @Bart Ell is between 14 - 91 LBs over his recommended weight and height.  May even be BALD!

Between 14 and 91 pounds? And may even be bald? Sounds like Fake News to me
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4824 on: December 06, 2021, 03:04:37 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on December 05, 2021, 09:28:06 PM
Between 14 and 91 pounds? And may even be bald? Sounds like Fake News to me

Some of it was true.
I am 21 pounds over my recommended height.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4825 on: December 06, 2021, 04:19:29 AM »
@Bart Ell Are they accusing you of being the Belgian Health Minister?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4826 on: December 06, 2021, 04:21:22 AM »
Quote from: JUAN on December 06, 2021, 04:19:29 AM
@Bart Ell Are they accusing you of being the Belgian Health Minister?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4827 on: December 06, 2021, 09:09:06 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 06, 2021, 03:04:37 AM
Some of it was true.
I am 21 pounds over my recommended height.
I worded that rather well. Your height is heavier than your weight.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4828 on: December 06, 2021, 09:10:01 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 06, 2021, 04:21:22 AM
That's a husky lady!

Might just be a husky.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4829 on: December 06, 2021, 09:28:08 AM »
Quote from: KSM on December 06, 2021, 09:10:01 AM
Might just be a husky.

She needs to pull a few sleds around. Is that a Belgian beer sitting next to her?
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