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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4965 on: January 28, 2022, 06:24:48 PM »
Were you wearing your apron when you typed that?
Don't forget to get the pot roast out of the oven by 5.
I MADE LEMON CRUSTED SALMON WITH BAKED FINGERLING POTATOES AND SEASONABLE VEGETABLES!  pretty yummy  :P

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4966 on: January 28, 2022, 06:48:28 PM »
Hope nobody gets hurt and it just lets some patriots let off a little steam.

Oh no! "Patriots" in Canada? I thought they were smarter than that
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4967 on: January 28, 2022, 07:14:47 PM »
We need an "anti-idiot" vaccine. The stupidity seems to be spreading
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4968 on: January 28, 2022, 07:15:37 PM »
I MADE LEMON CRUSTED SALMON WITH BAKED FINGERLING POTATOES AND SEASONABLE VEGETABLES!  pretty yummy  :P

Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4969 on: January 28, 2022, 07:25:47 PM »
Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand

In addition to cutting up and splitting 5’ long lengths of oak and cedar to use in tipi ceremonies and splitting a half cord of 24” oak logs for my wood stove, I baked a loaf of gluten free bread to surprise my significant other.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4970 on: January 28, 2022, 07:43:42 PM »
Men belong in the kitchen. Not messin with things they don't understand
Enter the Bo Jangles Pelosi touting baboon.

In addition to cutting up and splitting 5’ long lengths of oak and cedar to use in tipi ceremonies and splitting a half cord of 24” oak logs for my wood stove, I baked a loaf of gluten free bread to surprise my significant other.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4971 on: January 28, 2022, 07:54:16 PM »
Enter the Bo Jangles Pelosi touting baboon.
Looks very nice, GS.

I even washed my hands with soap when I would go inside to work on the bread.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4972 on: January 28, 2022, 10:57:06 PM »
In addition to cutting up and splitting 5’ long lengths of oak and cedar to use in tipi ceremonies and splitting a half cord of 24” oak logs for my wood stove, I baked a loaf of gluten free bread to surprise my significant other.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4973 on: January 29, 2022, 02:49:04 AM »
Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4974 on: January 29, 2022, 03:45:14 AM »
Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks

It means he made soiboi commie bread!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4975 on: January 29, 2022, 09:33:20 AM »
Does gluten free mean wheat free? @GravitySucks

@JUAN yep. The GF can’t eat gluten. She really misses a good bread to have for a treat once in awhile. A friend of mine made a loaf of “no knead” bread last September when I was visiting in Land O Lakes. I’ve been trying to simulate her results using various gluten free ingredients. This is a list of the ingredients in the flour I used:

Sweet brown rice flour
Brown rice flour
Tapioca starch
Arrowroot powder
Sorghum flour
Xanthan gum

In addition to that I added in some corn flour and corn meal. This is the best loaf I’ve baked so far but it is still a tad too dense for my tastes but she likes it.

My friend’s recipe didn’t have any sugar in it so I figured that’s why mine weren’t rising. Sugar by itself didn’t seem to help much. Since she was using self rising flour, I added some baking powder into this batch. That seems to have helped quite a bit.

I’ve used a different type of gluten free flour before. I’m pretty sure it was cassava.  That turned out ok too.
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« Reply #4976 on: January 29, 2022, 09:43:41 AM »
You might try some baking soda as well as baking powder. One rises from water, the other from heat.  I forget which is which.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4977 on: January 30, 2022, 08:30:18 AM »
Bart,

Looks like Ivan even has shitters lined up and ready to go on this Ukraine thing. I had thought it was just a bunch of hype but bright blue, non-camo  shitters seem very ominous. What do you think? 

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« Reply #4978 on: January 30, 2022, 10:12:47 AM »
Bart,

Looks like Ivan even has shitters lined up and ready to go on this Ukraine thing. I had thought it was just a bunch of hype but bright blue, non-camo  shitters seem very ominous. What do you think? 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4979 on: February 02, 2022, 01:54:25 PM »
@Sofia

Don't look for anything on it. He just took it away one day but I can assure you that all is intact behind the curtain. Every Karmic Score is exactly as it was so when/if it is restored you will not have lost (or gained) anything. Karmically fitting that we all break even.
Good to know.  Are you a hacker?