Ask Bart Anything

[PolkaDot]

Back? she's always back. She goes on a bender for a few weeks and then comes back after exhausting funds and relationships to the breaking point.

Why are you holding a grudge? It's not like I didn't get you back on the bus safe and sound and headed towards home. It's not my fault you didn't get proper permission from the powers that be. And I told you not to talk to that weird transvestite chick with the mismatched shoes, nothing good was going to come of that but you seemed to be having a good time so who am I to judge?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell   You still mad a at ham?

Ham is still the basic bitch of all meats.

[KSM]

Ham is still the basic bitch of all meats.

Fair enough.

Ok, what are you thoughts on Mark Hamill??

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[whoozit]

Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?

[KSM]

Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?

Asks the guy to the absentee landlord who doesn't drink. 

When will you learn?
I could have answered your question.

[Bart Ell]

Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye?

There was a quarterback in your high school named Ryan who you had confusing feelings about.
You didn't want to fuck him but you did dream of resting your head on his chest.
You were confused by these feelings but you also never felt so alive.
Does all Rye make you think of him? No, just the one with knob in the name.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

A lady that can pull in a big, smelly, thousand pound Tuna by herself.  Hot or not?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

A lady that can pull in a big, smelly, thousand pound Tuna by herself.  Hot or not?

Depends.
I would need to see her tits before making a ruling.

[Exile]

How dare you enjoy something!

From the tell anything thread.

Now for here.

Is there some reason I should care about millionaire sports ball players throwing around a ball that doesn't roll or bounce properly, so billionaire sports ball team owners, make more money?

Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?

Do these sports balls people have anything us Normies could loot or use when the burning times come?

How come so many of these sports ball people seem to beat on thier wymyn folk? Drive drunk and destroy million dollar vehicles?

Why?

[Bart Ell]

From the tell anything thread.

Now for here.

Is there some reason I should care about millionaire sports ball players throwing around a ball that doesn't roll or bounce properly, so billionaire sports ball team owners, make more money?

Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?

Do these sports balls people have anything us Normies could loot or use when the burning times come?

How come so many of these sports ball people seem to beat on thier wymyn folk? Drive drunk and destroy million dollar vehicles?

Why?

This is all very unChristian of you.

[Exile]

This is all very unChristian of you.

Why is it un-Christian?  Christians are allowed to ask questions and to seek the truth. There is nothing un about it, to my knowledge. Please enlighten me.

[Bart Ell]

Why is it un-Christian?  Christians are allowed to ask questions and to seek the truth. There is nothing un about it, to my knowledge. Please enlighten me.

Rich Corinthian 69 - "Judge not your fellow man and the womens he beats and the leathers he seats lest ye be judgetheded thine own self"

[Exile]

Rich Corinthian 69 - "Judge not your fellow man and the womens he beats and the leathers he seats lest ye be judgetheded thine own self"

Listen, Fella!!!

You leave Senior Montalban out of this!!! Also, I am a poor man, the seats in my pick-up are cloth.

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[PB]

... Is there a reason to care if all sports ball disappeared and was never found again?...

Yes.  For the euphoria

[damon]

@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Are you still alive and kicking??