Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Hardly seemed worth the effort

It is always worth the effort.

[ShayP]

When I was in first grade there was a singing group that came to entertain us.
They wore long white robes... looking back on it they may have been a cult.
This one lady with lovely long hair bent over to ask if we had any questions.
Your pal Bart had many questions and kept putting his hand up.
I think it was at around the fourth question that she realized I was looking at her braless boobies.
She did not mention it but made a slight adjustment that blocked my full view while answering question number 5.

Did you ever look up a teacher's skirt?


I have.

[Bart Ell]

Did you ever look up a teacher's skirt?


I have.

No.
I didn't really care about the lower stuff.
TOO SWEATY!

[Walks_At_Night]

Uhm Bart. You people doing okay up there?   


https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/1504847690739331077


What if the Yoopers surge across the river and unite the two Sault Ste. Marie's into one entity? 

[TigerLily]

Bart.

Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well?

lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night  Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in  the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true

[Bart Ell]

What if the Yoopers surge across the river and unite the two Sault Ste. Marie's into one entity?

Not worried.
While your country was busy cosplaying Patriots and Resisters (your updated version of Cowboys and Indians) we built a wall.
We managed to make it in record time because it is only 2.5 feet high.
You guys are known to be lazy so that was deterrent enough.

[Bart Ell]

lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night  Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in  the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true

My boss sexually harasses me every day but I have never thought of taking me to court.

[Walks_At_Night]

lolol. Aristocracy. Perverts. Hey @Walks_At_Night  Here's a true corporate story for your book you should be writing. I had to testify in a court case when a colleague sued our company. She was laid off while she was pregnant. She countersued saying she was forced to leave due to hostile environment. She and I had a running joke that we should get t-shirts made saying "We need new computers", because the boss never looked us in  the eye. But would definitely get the message if it was emblazoned across our chests. Yes I had to testify to that and of other misbehaviors in open court. At one point the defense attorney asked, " but didn't you testify in your affidavit that you didn't consider X a hostile environment? ". I answered "Well, yes. But you just have to be tough and ignore it if you are a woman and want to work here. But it really is". The lawyer stared at me. Turned around. "No more questions"
All true

Ugh. I could only imagine how unpleasant testifying in court would be. My only experience along those lines was a jury duty summons. That was wild enough. The old guy that was fine in the waiting room was suddenly stone cold deaf - hand to the ear "Eh?" deaf.  Dismissed. The young Asian lady whom was also fine in the waiting room all of a sudden turned into a Japanese school girl - hand over the mouth, laughing, shaking head, "'scuse. No Engrish".  Dismissed.  The black lady gets questioned by the defense guy "Don't I know you from some where?"  "Yes you do. You represented my ex during our divorce. That Son of Bitch has not paid child support in three years". Dismissed. They asked me about my profession. Dismissed.  Changed my voters registration to Libertarian and have been bothered no more. 

 

[KSM]

Did Goodstein recently get fired?  He was the 911 looter!

[Bart Ell]

Did Goodstein recently get fired?  He was the 911 looter!

I think it has been about 10 years.

[bateman]

Dear Bart,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

And I'll take my answer off the air.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

And I'll take my answer off the air.

Zucchini paradise robot Nottingham.

[PB]

... a jury duty summons...

I started getting them every year, finally I threw the last one away.  Haven't heard from them since.

[KSM]

I think it has been about 10 years.

He was a fucking snake in the grass, that guy. Gave Shuli the baby clothes and wanted them back, way back in 2010. That's just one incident.

[Bart Ell]

He was a fucking snake in the grass, that guy. Gave Shuli the baby clothes and wanted them back, way back in 2010. That's just one incident.

Shuli was the worst staff member ever on the show.
Nothing likable about him.