Ask Bart Anything

[HamsterMuscle]

Hi Bart,

After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?

[TigerLily]

Hi Bart,

After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?

Wait. I know this is only a double compound sentence. But I'm having difficulty figuring it out. Who did what to whom when? And is it an issue? The Bart will know

[HamsterMuscle]

Wait. I know this is only a double compound sentence. But I'm having difficulty figuring it out. Who did what to whom when? And is it an issue? The Bart will know

        

Thanks for crapping on my joke, sugarbuns.

[TigerLily]

       

Thanks for crapping all over my joke, sugarbuns.

Oh c'mon Mr. Muscle. I just added that soupçon of wide-eyed innocence it needed. Makes it even better

[HamsterMuscle]

Oh c'mon Mr. Muscle. I just added that soupçon of wide-eyed innocence it needed. Makes it even better

The idea is valid enough, but it requires a more credible agent of innocence. 

[Bart Ell]

Hi Bart,

After 16 years of marriage, is finding out that your spouse sucked 100+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal, or is my wife just over-reacting?

It depends on how many of those dicks were bigger than hers.

[HamsterMuscle]

It depends on how many of those dicks were bigger than hers.

@Bart Ell knows how to make it even better.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell knows how to make it even better.

Ladyboys are people too.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ladyboys are people too.

...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted by teacher.

[Bart Ell]

...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted by teacher.

Proving ladyboys can be teachers, too.

[ShayP]

...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted by teacher.

LOL!  That kid achieved his goal.  The raised eyebrows at the end...priceless. 

[PolkaDot]

       

Thanks for crapping on my joke, sugarbuns.

Sugarbuns? 

[TigerLily]

...and @ShayP sometimes needed to be comforted by teacher.

That was a better reward than an Oscar

[ItsOver]

Dedicated to the debauched Shay.

There’s no turning back.

[TigerLily]

The idea is valid enough, but it requires a more credible agent of innocence.

Hmm. Point taken