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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5175 on: April 21, 2022, 11:27:38 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5176 on: April 21, 2022, 05:53:55 PM »
Dear Bart,

Would a 'Trans Am with this sweetass paint job, T-tops, and 38 Special's "Hold on Loosely" blasting from the cabin get you some high quality tail in 2022, or a spot on a "registry"?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5177 on: April 21, 2022, 05:59:34 PM »
Dear Bart,

Would a 'Trans Am with this sweetass paint job, T-tops, and 38 Special's "Hold on Loosely" blasting from the cabin get you some high quality tail in 2022, or a spot on a "registry"?

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It still melts panties off all the ladies in New Jersey.
In most other places it will get you a faded butterfly tramp stamped mother of 3 who would ride you until the pain came.

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« Reply #5178 on: April 21, 2022, 06:05:14 PM »
It still melts panties off all the ladies in New Jersey.
In most other places it will get you a faded butterfly tramp stamped mother of 3 who would ride you until the pain came.

Do you think she'd mind if potential baby #4 just went right into her mouth?

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« Reply #5179 on: April 21, 2022, 06:08:25 PM »
Do you think she'd mind if potential baby #4 just went right into her mouth?

She would not mind but the friend she brought with her may be disappointed she did not get to felch it outta the butt.

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« Reply #5180 on: April 21, 2022, 06:14:23 PM »
She would not mind but the friend she brought with her may be disappointed she did not get to felch it outta the butt.

I'm willing to put on some Billy Squier to get them extra worked up if you think that's any help.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5181 on: April 22, 2022, 08:18:58 PM »
Bart,

Looking for some real estate advice. Mrs. WAN and I having been looking for a place out in the country. Kind of a weekend retreat/vacation house sort of a deal. Want it to be quiet, secluded with a decent amount of land, so when you look out your window, you don't see a bunch of other houses with screaming kids. Maybe not too far from the coast, maybe plant a nice garden, maybe get an ATV, etc. Also not crazy expensive but not too old of a place, as I would rather concentrate on outdoors.  Found the perfect place - nice plot of land in a good area, not out of control expensive and brand spanking new. Perfect. But......

There is always a but, right?  The hook up for the washer and dryer are...like...in the hallway going to the master bedroom. No cabinents, no shelves, no laundry sink. Ok - I can fix or deal with that. However, they will just be sitting there - in the 90% done hallway. Jutting out and looking like ass. Plus when coming in from the garage, the door would clang into the washer.  One could be sitting in the living room, relaxing, maybe reading some Ellgab and then look over and see the old Kenmore sitting there.

Me being a dude...thinks: "Just throw a tarp over them or don't even install them. Just throw the dirty skivies in the garage until it is full and make Patty come over with her groovy van and have her take care of it".  On the other hand, Mrs. WAN thinks it will be impractical, a pain in the ass and would make the joint really hard to sell down the line.

Any thoughts on who is right? Is it even worth the two hour drive to go look at?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5182 on: April 22, 2022, 11:00:18 PM »
Stackables at the far end with or without french doors in a little closet or No. Too bad otherwise it looks nice
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5183 on: April 23, 2022, 03:57:26 AM »
Any thoughts on who is right? Is it even worth the two hour drive to go look at?

No.
They disrespected you by installing that blue rectangle on the ceiling.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5184 on: April 23, 2022, 04:01:13 PM »
No.
They disrespected you by installing that blue rectangle on the ceiling.
@Bart Ell what Type of music do you like to listen to?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5185 on: April 24, 2022, 02:57:10 AM »
@Bart Ell what Type of music do you like to listen to?

Anything with slide banjo.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5186 on: April 24, 2022, 03:42:40 AM »
@Walks_At_Night - look around Swanquarter.  Nobody there. Take the ferry to Okracoke.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5187 on: April 25, 2022, 08:36:39 AM »
@Walks_At_Night - look around Swanquarter.  Nobody there. Take the ferry to Okracoke.

@JUAN  A fantastic suggestion!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5188 on: April 25, 2022, 11:15:22 AM »
Bart,

If such things were erected in NYC, exactly how many minutes would they last before showing up on eBay?

https://twitter.com/chris__pc/status/1518171958742986752

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5189 on: April 25, 2022, 05:37:21 PM »
Bart,

If such things were erected in NYC, exactly how many minutes would they last before showing up on eBay?

https://twitter.com/chris__pc/status/1518171958742986752

They would be using them for cockfight cages.

I would use it to make a cage where I would have a crybaby that threatened to leave Twitter in the past have a slap fight with a crybaby who is threatening to leave Twitter today.
There would be no winner as it is just 2 crybabies slapping each other but it would shine a light on how similar these 2 groups of crybabies are.