Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day?

For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?

Bigfoot is not real and I have seen 3.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
Why?

Simple.
3 cans of tuna got lost on the way home.

[JUAN]

Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?

Depends how quickly they reached 100.

[Sofia]

For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.

I hope things keep looking up.

On a busy day, what is your morning beverage?  I drink water, decaf, half caff and tea.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?

[Smeghead]

Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

[StarrMountain]

Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

The Imagination.

[Bart Ell]

Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?

She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

It all starts with a cumshot into a vagina.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

Yep. The old furry beaver causes the weiner to retract syndrome. Classic.

[ACE OF CLUBS]

Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?

[Bart Ell]

Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?

Yes.

[StarrMountain]

Yes.