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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5205 on: May 11, 2022, 03:23:52 AM »
Quote from: PB on May 10, 2022, 06:53:39 PM
Hmm, cranky

Those shoes weren't red when you got 'em, Aunt Flo.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5206 on: May 11, 2022, 03:24:57 AM »
Quote from: damon on May 10, 2022, 07:38:33 PM
@Bart Ell How does one become a stud like yourself??

Rub an aborted fetus all over your nose.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5207 on: May 11, 2022, 03:25:53 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 10, 2022, 10:32:15 PM
Bart,

Hearing reports of 15 coal miners being killing deep in a Pennsyltucky coal mine. Seems like they broke into some sort of weird, subterranean, lair of the lizard men and one got pissed off and went double live gonzo on them. You hearing anything along those lines up your way? Normally, I would be skeptical but my source has posted some solid evidence.

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Can't refute evidence like that!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5208 on: May 11, 2022, 04:58:09 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2022, 03:25:53 AM
Can't refute evidence like that!

Plus they have the documents:
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5209 on: May 11, 2022, 05:46:09 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 11, 2022, 04:58:09 AM
Plus they have the documents:
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WE'RE SCREWED!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5210 on: May 11, 2022, 10:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2022, 03:24:57 AM
Rub an aborted fetus all over your nose.
Whewww  you ARE cranky!   And BTW that fetus nose thing doesn't work!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5211 on: May 11, 2022, 10:52:08 AM »
Quote from: KSM on May 11, 2022, 10:43:48 AM
Whewww  you ARE cranky!...

But only a few days a month

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5212 on: May 11, 2022, 11:21:53 AM »
Quote from: PB on May 11, 2022, 10:52:08 AM
But only a few days a month
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5213 on: May 11, 2022, 11:22:05 AM »
Quote from: KSM on May 11, 2022, 10:43:48 AM
Whewww  you ARE cranky!   And BTW that fetus nose thing doesn't work!

Did you a try a fresh one?
It's gotta be a 12 weeker... 14 weeker max.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5214 on: May 11, 2022, 12:10:13 PM »
@Bart Ell Are you a star trek fan or a star wars fan? or both?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5215 on: May 11, 2022, 12:14:56 PM »
Quote from: damon on May 11, 2022, 12:10:13 PM
@Bart Ell Are you a star trek fan or a star wars fan? or both?

No, I am an adult.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5216 on: May 11, 2022, 12:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2022, 12:14:56 PM
No, I am an adult.
Ok @Bart Ell . BTW Bart you're the man.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5217 on: May 15, 2022, 07:18:43 PM »
Bart,

Spent over $50 in materials today at the home improvement center as directed by Mrs. Walks in order to protect her, maybe $2 worth of blueberries from the marauding Mocking Birds. I didn't even try to point out the lunacy of it.  Am I what they call "P-Whipped"?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5218 on: May 17, 2022, 10:59:50 AM »
Bot,  have you ever encountered a tall, very attractive Russian woman with a thick accent in one of those fantastic smelling, tasty meat shops in the area? Saturday mornings only!  If you have not, yet, when it happens yell out "HI JOAN, RUN ANYBODY OVER LATELY!!??" 

..and then RUUUUNNNNN !!!!!!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5219 on: May 17, 2022, 11:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 15, 2022, 07:18:43 PM
Bart,

Spent over $50 in materials today at the home improvement center as directed by Mrs. Walks in order to protect her, maybe $2 worth of blueberries from the marauding Mocking Birds. I didn't even try to point out the lunacy of it.  Am I what they call "P-Whipped"?



No, you just want to help Mrs Walks win over those fucking mocking birds.
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