Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bot,  have you ever encountered a tall, very attractive Russian woman with a thick accent in one of those fantastic smelling, tasty meat shops in the area? Saturday mornings only!  If you have not, yet, when it happens yell out "HI JOAN, RUN ANYBODY OVER LATELY!!??" 

..and then RUUUUNNNNN !!!!!!

Maybe Joan is nice and her vehicle has some sort of Maximum Overdrive thing going on.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?

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Here is a toy monkey banging 2 of them together.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness.  Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?

[KSM]

Bart,

The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness.  Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?

LOL!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The Dietrich thread hit 500 pages last night. It is a true monument to mental illness.  Did you burn a candle or honk your car horn to celebrate?

No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.

[Bart Ell]

It is a true monument to mental illness.

I thought that was the politics section.
Maybe we have 2 monuments!

[Walks_At_Night]

No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.

Ahhh. That's the good stuff!

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[KSM]

No but I did masturbate to Nazi porn while Bairyn yelled a Jägerschnitzel recipe at me from the kitchen.

LIFTED JOKE!

[KSM]

HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008

[ShayP]

HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008

You summoned me. @KSM

[Walks_At_Night]

HEY @ShayP
Or @Walks_At_Night
Or @sean92008

You rang?

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[ShayP]

You rang?

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Would you look at that mouth action!?  Lurch could make someone very pleased.

[Walks_At_Night]

Would you look at that mouth action!?  Lurch could make someone very pleased.

Taking the gobble from Lurch?  I never would have even thought of that notion in a thousand years!

[Bart Ell]

Would you look at that mouth action!?  Lurch could make someone very pleased.

YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!