Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.

Maybe skinny prick just needs to see them side by side...

What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

[ShayP]

She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.

I'd make it right.

[ShayP]

Maybe skinny prick just needs to see them side by side...

Still attractive and gives me the impression that she would happily deal with the disappointment of my sexing.

[ShayP]

What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Hell no.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Let's say a woman skins herself and mails you a tattoo. What do you do with it? Try and make a wallet or something practical out of it or just feed it to the dog? The lampshade thing has already been done.

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1534985358475247634

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Let's say a woman skins herself and mails you a tattoo. What do you do with it? Try and make a wallet or something practical out of it or just feed it to the dog? The lampshade thing has already been done.

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1534985358475247634

There is only one right answer to this.
You make a glove out of it and use it to give yourself handjobs.
It's your hand but it's her skin!
I chubbed up just thinking about it!

[Walks_At_Night]

A perfect example of why this thread is so valuable.  I was thinking wads of cash and spite.  Bart has it going on!

[KSM]

Bart, are you a unicorn?

[KSM]

Bart, are you a unicorn?

Never-mind that one.

Bart, are you a pencil?

[HamsterMuscle]

Bart, are you a pencil?

If the glove is involved, I'm guessing 9H.

[Bart Ell]

Never-mind that one.

Bart, are you a pencil?

A pencil but beer can thick.

[KSM]

A pencil but beer can thick.

had to go there, did ya'
Guess I'll forgo the "are you a 4ℓ plastic container of cold water laundry detergent" question.

[Walks_At_Night]

had to go there, did ya'
Guess I'll forgo the "are you a 4ℓ plastic container of cold water laundry detergent" question.

Bart,

Why doesn't the Annoying Prick accept Diners Club?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why doesn't the Annoying Prick accept Diners Club?

He is obviously racist.
Let me do the math-

Diners Club
D.C.
D.C. Cabs accept Diners Club.
Who was the star of D.C. Cab?
Yup, the very black Mr. T.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[PolkaDot]

He is obviously racist.
Let me do the math-

Diners Club
D.C.
D.C. Cabs accept Diners Club.
Who was the star of D.C. Cab?
Yup, the very black Mr. T.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

nice belt bag.
Sorry, I mean: Nice belt bag?