Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

Oh c'mon we all like @HamsterMuscle 's attention .Talk about a drought, he and Falkie are the only things going here these days. I choose The Rodent anytime.  You heterosexual scared straight guys just need to relax your sphincters a bit. I bet he's harmless. Just likes to watch your reactions

[Bart Ell]

repore

Exfoliating mishap?

[KSM]

Exfoliating mishap?

Yeah, as in all the sperm on his face.
Rapport sounds hip-hop.

[Bart Ell]

Rapport sounds hip-hop.

Don't they both sound the same to you?
Isn't that why you chose the spell it repore, because you sounded it out and came up with that?

[KSM]

Don't they both sound the same to you?
Isn't that why you chose the spell it repore, because you sounded it out and came up with that?

No Nigga No. Dey don't

And tell your little niglet to stop PMing me. Good lord 

[Bart Ell]

No Nigga No. Dey don't

And tell your little niglet to stop PMing me. Good lord 

Niglet? Did you waybackmachine the 1994 AOL YoMama discussion channel?

I am not your mommy, why are you trying to hide behind my pretty skirt?

[KSM]

I am not your mommy, why are you trying to hide behind my pretty skirt?

I have told him on more than one occasion to stop. He loves me, and it's vomit inducing I tell you! I have tried not to utilize the Ignore function but it seems I have no choice.

[HamsterMuscle]

Oh c'mon we all like @HamsterMuscle 's attention .

I don't. He keeps trying to touch my penis.

[TigerLily]

I don't. He keeps trying to touch my penis.

Thank goodness I don't have that problem. Give yourself permission. I say let him. It may take the pressure off everyone else

[TigerLily]

Dear Bartango
Why are we discussing the @HamsterMuscle issue in your Ask Thread? I thought this was staked out as @Walks_At_Night private territory
Sincerely,
You Know Who

P.S. That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartango
Why are we discussing the @HamsterMuscle issue in your Ask Thread? I thought this was staked out as @Walks_At_Night private territory
Sincerely,
You Know Who

P.S. That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?

Why?
Ever have a relationship where the 3 minute drive home was too long to wait so you just started going at it in the car?
That's where those 2 are at.
There was a fuck fuck party and both of them came.

One would hide under my skirt for their daily cry.
One would try to play Tarzan with the dangling Barticiple.
One would be so drunk they would fall over and fall asleep when attempting to look under it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

All this talk about your pretty skirt intrigued me. What kind of skirt is it? A mini-skirt, floor length or below the knee? Could it be a Scottish kilt? I finally settled on one of those cute poodle skirts from the 1950's. In refreshing my memory on what they looked like, I found this shit:
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So the question is this. Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?

[HamsterMuscle]

Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?

When did you stop beating your wife?

Anyway, yes, because entropy.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

All this talk about your pretty skirt intrigued me. What kind of skirt is it? A mini-skirt, floor length or below the knee? Could it be a Scottish kilt? I finally settled on one of those cute poodle skirts from the 1950's. In refreshing my memory on what they looked like, I found this shit:

So the question is this. Does everything wholesome have to be defiled in some manner by freaks?

My skirt is whatever you need it to be for you to get happy pants!

As far as wholesome... were you aware that poodle skirts were only worn by girls who had chlamydia?
It was worn as a warning system to men - they were ready to fuck but you may not want to raw dog them.
The poodle represented the raw dogging.
Back in poodle skirt days all condoms were made from sheep intestines so, on occasion, one would get food poisoning from a rotten condom.
That is where Johnny Rotten got his name - A condom was sometimes referred to as a "Johnny"

[Walks_At_Night]

As far as wholesome... were you aware that poodle skirts were only worn by girls who had chlamydia?
It was worn as a warning system to men - they were ready to fuck but you may not want to raw dog them.
The poodle represented the raw dogging.
Back in poodle skirt days all condoms were made from sheep intestines so, on occasion, one would get food poisoning from a rotten condom.
That is where Johnny Rotten got his name - A condom was sometimes referred to as a "Johnny"

I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me.  Now I know.....

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