Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

It's easy to tell when you get excited. You're welcome.
Maybe you could experiment with hyphens? I'm not saying it would necessarily improve things, but dog-fucking-pig-fucker looks much nicer.

Hyphens are for people who call their pets fur babies.

[GravitySucks]

I guess google doesn’t see this thread either

[Bart Ell]

I guess google doesn’t see this thread either

Did you just finish in a dog or a pig?

[whoozit]

Bart, I’ve really gotten into cycling since March.  Are you so against it because you are too fat to look good in tight clothing?

[Bart Ell]

Bart, I’ve really gotten into cycling since March.  Are you so against it because you are too fat to look good in tight clothing?

Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!

[KSM]

Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!

YOU HATE HAM! You've lost credibility. @whoozit owns a ham farm and that bothers you!

[Bart Ell]

YOU HATE HAM! You've lost credibility. @whoozit owns a ham farm and that bothers you!

1. #FuckHam

2. Did you notice he is trying to lock all females out of his house? Clearly he now thinks females are yucky and HE WANTS TO WEAR THEIR CLOTHES WHILE RIDING AROUND ON HIS BIKE.

[KSM]

1. #FuckHam

2. Did you notice he is trying to lock all females out of his house? Clearly he now thinks females are yucky and HE WANTS TO WEAR THEIR CLOTHES WHILE RIDING AROUND ON HIS BIKE.

I talked him into doing the compassionate thing by locking them in the shed. We'll see what happens. And IF he's transitioning as you say? Keep an eye on his AV.

[PB]

Yes.
I am too fat to wear the sexy female clothing needed to ride a bike.
I am happy to see you are so open when talking about your transitioning, though.
You go girl!

One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.

Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?

[Bart Ell]

One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.

Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?

5 abreast?
Did one have a mastectomy or was one only able to pay for half the transition?
Abreasts come in pairs.

[PolkaDot]

One of life's guilty pleasures is to don gaudy colors and ride through the streets 4 or 5 abreast.

Bart, why is everyone always in a rush?

Practicing for Carnival? You’re a regular party PB. I’m a little surprised, not gonna lie…

[PolkaDot]

5 abreast?
Did one have a mastectomy or was one only able to pay for half the transition?
Abreasts come in pairs.

I heard some people get three. Is it a blessing or a curse?

[sean92008]

I've had a few cracks at SGs but always put my money into other stuff... Now's the time to put something together and give it to a kid after I don't touch it after 6 months.
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Safe risk?  They're Canadians. It's mahogany. Three humbuckers. They'll probably will be replaced with direct mount JB, 59 and an esoteric/odd middle pickup, maybe a Peter Green flip.  Series/parallel push-pull switching...

No @KSM, No mini humbuckers, no P-90s, no Strat pickups... Although a Tele bridge in the middle might be interesting, hahaha! It's this or a Firebird kit... I love me big slabs of mahogany.

https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/

[JUAN]

Why did you keep Cubase a secret for so long?

[Bart Ell]

I've had a few cracks at SGs but always put my money into other stuff... Now's the time to put something together and give it to a kid after I don't touch it after 6 months.
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Safe risk?  They're Canadians. It's mahogany. Three humbuckers. They'll probably will be replaced with direct mount JB, 59 and an esoteric/odd middle pickup, maybe a Peter Green flip.  Series/parallel push-pull switching...

No @KSM, No mini humbuckers, no P-90s, no Strat pickups... Although a Tele bridge in the middle might be interesting, hahaha! It's this or a Firebird kit... I love me big slabs of mahogany.

https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/

Their stuff is pretty good. I pop into their showroom every few months to see what they have. I have bought 5-6 of their kits and each one was decent if you intend to swap out much of the hardware. I have 2 Mockingbirds from them that I like more than the original one I have.