Ask Bart Anything

[bateman]

You have to ease them into it...

Although this is the crown jewel of the Cooking with Slobbo series, I also enjoyed the coffee one.

[ShayP]

Bart, how is Senda still alive?  I'm guessing he's built up a massive immunity from his grossly unsanitary conditions.  It boggles the mind.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, how is Senda still alive?  I'm guessing he's built up a massive immunity from his grossly unsanitary conditions.  It boggles the mind.

He will live to 72 max.
He could have lived into his 90's if he wasn't such a slobby slob slob.

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell - I see you are releasing Komplete 14 just when I’m out of money.  Will you set up a go fund me for me?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell - I see you are releasing Komplete 14 just when I’m out of money.  Will you set up a go fund me for me?

Windows or Mac?
If you are using Windows there is a chance I may still have a Komplete 12 Ultimate I can send your way.

[JUAN]

Waaaa.  I’ve got 12.  I want an upgrade to the collectors edition of 14.

[PB]

Bart, who pukes more, babies, cats, or college students?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Apparently the Euro's are dying like flies - not from COVID. Do you think is due to delayed medical care from the pandemic, some side affect from the COVID Vax's or they had a few warmish days over the summer.  "OMG - it is 27C.  I think I am going to die" and then they get all red in the face and cave in?

[Bart Ell]

Bart, who pukes more, babies, cats, or college students?

I have no idea what cats or babies do on a daily basis.
My experience with college students is they may gag now and again but they learn how to do  better job with time.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Apparently the Euro's are dying like flies - not from COVID. Do you think is due to delayed medical care from the pandemic, some side affect from the COVID Vax's or they had a few warmish days over the summer.  "OMG - it is 27C.  I think I am going to die" and then they get all red in the face and cave in?

My guess is they sucked down expired squatter paste while feverishly searching for that one false study that may justify their paranoid stupidity.

[KSM]

Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit.  I want to beat him up.

Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.

[Bart Ell]

Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit.  I want to beat him up.

Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.

Never let it go.
Unrequited anger is a poison and - as Dave Lampert taught us - you must let the poison out.
Mentions of his fat pad / fupa hiding his mushroom prick should be the kind of bait he would feel the need to answer to.
You must JACKEYE! him.

[KSM]

Never let it go.
Unrequited anger is a poison and - as Dave Lampert taught us - you must let the poison out.
Mentions of his fat pad / fupa hiding his mushroom prick should be the kind of bait he would feel the need to answer to.
You must JACKEYE! him.

Assuming he wasn't just visiting and I'll never see him again..
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PS What year was the Dave Lampert thing happening? 2011?  that is the 1 year that I cannot find anywhere on the interweb.

[Bart Ell]

PS What year was the Dave Lampert thing happening? 2011?  that is the 1 year that I cannot find anywhere on the interweb.

2010
The videos are all over porn sites.
Only click if you want to see boobies and screaming Sybian rides.

https://xhamster.com/videos/raven-alexis-sybian-ride-multiorgasms-1746615

[JUAN]

Today, only an hour ago while walking Vera through the parking area a guy and his average looking ghoulfriend were driving through as the parking arm raised. I thought nothing of it but as they drove by me I glanced over at him in the drivers side and I think he muttered something about a "hippie" to his vaginal slit.  I want to beat him up.

Do I keep an eye out for him or let it go? Now.. I am about 90% sure I heard him right. Keep in mind that if I start something with him that I will be the aggressor in the eyes of the law, and this will result in my removal from the country. However! IF I BAIT him into coming at me, it will be self defense. I can, could, and would quickly dismantle him either way. Chubby guy sporting a wannabe mean-looking biker beard.

Do you want to impress the average looking girlfriend?