Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

Bart,  do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.

I wouldn't want it for a LP, but strat types look great IMO. Lynch had one in his line.
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[Bart Ell]

Bart,  do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.

It's stolen valor.

[JUAN]

Back when I managed a metal band I could have gotten you some real distressed guitars.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?

You describe a dream life and then ask if it is worth it?
VERY STUPID QUESTION!

[Peter Wyngarde]

They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

Why isn’t the ape driving?  Is it because the evil lady at the DMV screwed him over?

[Walks_At_Night]

They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

Unfortunately since he had his teef yanked out he has added several dozen points to his already impressive Retard Quotient (RQ) so even the dumbest trolley dolly could tell he was a useless bag of guts before they even saw him. I think sex offenders should be forced to spend time with Senda - a situation combining a strong element of justice for both parties with innocent amusement for the rest of us. Just imagine giving Bill Cosby 6 months of penal Sendatude.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

Are the dividers smell proof? 

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

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[TigerLily]

Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

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Impractical. And not very cool

[HamsterMuscle]

Impractical. And not very cool

Not in the form of a question.

More suited for the "Tell Bart" thread

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

The only thing worse than a full sized pickup is a midget pickup.
I am what is known as a tall drink of water and not a fan of all these midgetized vehicles.

[whoozit]

Bart,

Does tilting at windmills hurt?