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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5850 on: April 27, 2023, 11:43:31 AM »
Bart,  do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.

I wouldn't want it for a LP, but strat types look great IMO. Lynch had one in his line.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5851 on: April 28, 2023, 04:43:07 AM »
Bart,  do you like the look of those distressed looking guitars? I do and I wish that I didn't.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5852 on: April 28, 2023, 05:08:54 AM »
Back when I managed a metal band I could have gotten you some real distressed guitars.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5853 on: April 28, 2023, 06:23:46 AM »
Bart,

Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5854 on: April 28, 2023, 06:41:23 AM »
Bart,

Is greasing around in a Kenworth, with a small captive ape, possibly giving oral pleasure randomly across the countryside really worth it just to avoid property tax?

You describe a dream life and then ask if it is worth it?
VERY STUPID QUESTION!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5855 on: April 28, 2023, 06:56:10 AM »
They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5856 on: April 28, 2023, 07:13:10 AM »
They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

Why isn’t the ape driving?  Is it because the evil lady at the DMV screwed him over?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5857 on: April 28, 2023, 07:13:43 AM »
They should remake that show with Kathy behind the wheel and Senda as the captive ape.

Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5858 on: April 28, 2023, 07:38:54 AM »
Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

Unfortunately since he had his teef yanked out he has added several dozen points to his already impressive Retard Quotient (RQ) so even the dumbest trolley dolly could tell he was a useless bag of guts before they even saw him. I think sex offenders should be forced to spend time with Senda - a situation combining a strong element of justice for both parties with innocent amusement for the rest of us. Just imagine giving Bill Cosby 6 months of penal Sendatude.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5859 on: April 28, 2023, 07:47:35 AM »
Mrs. WAN watches this reality show called Love is Blind. The premise is that they have a group of women and a group of men that talk to each other through a divider and see if they have a love connection without ever seeing each other. They all are rather attractive people of course but it would be great to slip Senda in there. Some hottie flight attendant chatting Senda up through a wall would be some must see TV.

Are the dividers smell proof? 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5860 on: May 01, 2023, 07:08:53 PM »
Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5861 on: May 01, 2023, 11:13:25 PM »
Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

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Impractical. And not very cool
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5862 on: May 02, 2023, 03:12:18 AM »
Impractical. And not very cool

Not in the form of a question.

More suited for the "Tell Bart" thread

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5863 on: May 02, 2023, 04:28:17 AM »
Bart,

Saw one of these things today. Cool or just impractical and kind of silly?

The only thing worse than a full sized pickup is a midget pickup.
I am what is known as a tall drink of water and not a fan of all these midgetized vehicles.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5864 on: May 12, 2023, 05:27:10 PM »
Bart,

Does tilting at windmills hurt?