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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5955 on: June 24, 2023, 07:47:16 PM »
Bart,

Do you remember when Mister Lahey would freak Bubbles out with talk about Shit Hawks?  How they would swoop down, shit all over everything and then carry you back to the shit nest? Always thought it was B.S. but the crazy, drunk bastard was right. Shit Hawks are all too real.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5956 on: June 25, 2023, 03:58:59 AM »
Bart,

Do you remember when Mister Lahey would freak Bubbles out with talk about Shit Hawks?  How they would swoop down, shit all over everything and then carry you back to the shit nest? Always thought it was B.S. but the crazy, drunk bastard was right. Shit Hawks are all too real.



I never doubted him.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5957 on: June 25, 2023, 11:06:28 AM »
Can I moderate you? Thinking about a two day suspension.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5958 on: June 25, 2023, 11:11:56 AM »
Can I moderate you? Thinking about a two day suspension.

Why would I trust a guy that screws up the boiling of potatoes to do anything more advanced than that?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5959 on: June 25, 2023, 12:25:06 PM »
Why would I trust a guy that screws up the boiling of potatoes to do anything more advanced than that?
They were perfectly boiled. 
For a lumpy mash. 
Delicious nonetheless.


But, ok.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5960 on: June 27, 2023, 09:05:06 PM »
I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.

Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan.  The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.

How does this sound?


Potatoes will be perfectly cooked.  ::)  like everything else.   :P

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5961 on: June 27, 2023, 09:41:50 PM »
I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.

Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan.  The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.

How does this sound?


Potatoes will be perfectly cooked.  ::)  like everything else.   :P

Bart,

I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first.  Just a heads up!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5962 on: June 27, 2023, 10:07:56 PM »
Bart,

I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first.  Just a heads up!
WHOOAA WHOA..  WAN you can't just piggyback/scab off my chicken dinner like that..

Like,  checks n' balances n' such, my friend.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5963 on: June 27, 2023, 10:25:18 PM »
I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.

Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan.  The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.

How does this sound?


Potatoes will be perfectly cooked.  ::)  like everything else.   :P

Don't be so cavalier about the potatoes, I hear some have difficulty and end up overcooking them.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5964 on: June 28, 2023, 04:19:25 AM »
I am making dinner for a lovely woman on Thursday night.

Roast chicken with roasted red potatoes and lemon ad garlic in the same pan. I'll stuff the little fuck (the chicken, not the woman) with herbs and lemon after generously seasoning the inside of said bird. Of course the chicken will also be generously seasoned on the outside as well. Basting every 20 mins and rotating the pan.  The side will be roasted asparagus done in the toaster oven with olive oil and cracked sea salt.

How does this sound?


Potatoes will be perfectly cooked.  ::)  like everything else.   :P

Get one at Costco and spend the saved time fucking (the woman not the chicken).

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5965 on: June 28, 2023, 04:21:07 AM »
Bart,

I too happen to have a chicken question but I need to frame it properly first.  Just a heads up!

Now you are telling in the ask.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5966 on: June 28, 2023, 05:57:27 AM »
Now you are telling in the ask.

Well...foreshadowing.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5967 on: June 28, 2023, 10:41:38 AM »
Get one at Costco
Not a bad idea. (The chicken, not the woman)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5968 on: June 28, 2023, 01:16:36 PM »
Bart,

The subject of my query is actually the foreshadowed chicken fucking from up above.  To set the context, this film clip is necessary.  Now it is a tad over two minutes.  I know it is an imposition and I apologize in advance but it is important to set the stage:





With that in place, the issue I have is this. The spring chicks from my small flock are rapidly growing up fast.  It is evident that one is a rooster. I don't need a second rooster. Rusty the big guy is good at his job. Polices up the hens, alerts them when food is available and lets them eat first, he is always down to get down and is not aggressive to humans.  So the new rooster is just a useless eater. Homesteading types will say to allow an extra rooster to have a good life until it matures and then take them for meat [what happens to male chicks in real egg farms is horrifying].  I'm not a homesteading type though - I can't kill him Bart. I was there when he hatched out of his egg and he is a cool little dude.

So one thought is to let him free range around and if a hawk gets him a hawk gets him. The other was to sell him.  Now much like the gentleman in the film clip, I don't approve of sexual relations with chickens. Also similar to the film clip - after viewing some of the patron's down at the Piggly Wiggly some of them boys in the area do look sexually frustrated. So the question is this - Is it okay to query potential buyers about chicken fucking? I can see the that being really offensive but then again I don't want to see the little guy abused.   

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5969 on: June 28, 2023, 01:27:14 PM »
Get some spurs for him and drive down to South Carolina on Friday nights.
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