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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #750 on: August 29, 2018, 04:43:25 PM »
Looks like you're going to go bowling with it. ;D

Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #751 on: August 29, 2018, 04:58:51 PM »
You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.

There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #752 on: August 29, 2018, 07:24:08 PM »
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #753 on: August 29, 2018, 08:29:14 PM »
Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.

Let me clarify @WhiteCrow , I wasn't inferring you couldn't zip pants. I was trying to make a joke about you couldn't zip up your pants with a testicle of that size. Crappie joke, sorry.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #754 on: August 30, 2018, 12:19:04 AM »
It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime

P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there

P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #755 on: August 30, 2018, 12:21:54 AM »
I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.
Try enlarging it.  He's a toddler.  Peer rivalry?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #756 on: August 30, 2018, 05:25:51 AM »
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #757 on: August 30, 2018, 05:30:19 AM »
Is flipping code for fu .. nm
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #758 on: August 30, 2018, 05:33:15 AM »
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #759 on: August 30, 2018, 05:39:39 AM »
Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?

It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #760 on: August 30, 2018, 05:50:10 AM »
It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.

Severe e-coli infections are also very likely.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #761 on: August 30, 2018, 11:31:52 AM »
Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #762 on: August 30, 2018, 02:46:11 PM »
Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would?  Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast.  Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #763 on: August 30, 2018, 03:31:38 PM »
Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would?  Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast.  Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.

I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community.  I thought he said something nice about Dave.  Why isn't it here on EllGab?
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #764 on: August 30, 2018, 03:34:28 PM »
I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community.  I thought he said something nice about Dave.  Why isn't it here on EllGab?

Dave started in May.
We started in July.