I thought strippers were lesbians
I liked the strippers. Not to watch their shows with all the goofs who didn't want to go home to their wives, but more to actually get to know them. And then..
Fortunately we were
usually an "A-Room" band so the quality of the strippers/peelers was, of course, of a higher caliber than the biker bar type whiskey pig dancers. Most of the A-room girls hardly even drank, let alone anything else. All about saving money for their future. But.. even they had "needs"