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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6765 on: November 11, 2024, 02:38:28 AM »
Is it possible to place the Refuting The Lies Of Douglas Dietrich thread moved to the Craptorium? It is not a radio thread. It's a bunch of shit. Redundance run amok! Have you looked in there?

It has no place in there IMO. That thread is for legitimate professional broadcasters!

Anyways, please consider this. I. Am. Right.

Screw that shit.
Those boys carry grudges over lifetimes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6766 on: November 11, 2024, 09:30:02 AM »
Screw that shit.
Those boys carry grudges over lifetimes.

Dammit. It's not right! There is no radio show or podcast there. I mean whatta we doin' here?

Ok. Well..
Perhaps a lion taming thread in the Radio and Podcast category.
Maybe a how to wrap your hockey stick tutorial.
How about the current price of red shoe laces and why they tend to cost more, thread!
Oh, how about this, a how the butter making process has changed over the ages from the 1800's to present day! I mean why not all that!?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6767 on: November 12, 2024, 05:06:51 PM »
B'ahd

What was that cement looking basin thing in the back yard of your old place in the falls? Looked like a skateboard park thingy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6768 on: November 12, 2024, 05:34:17 PM »
Dammit. It's not right! There is no radio show or podcast there.

Huh?  The DDD's show runs so long that it exceeds Youtube's  length limit.  The guy hammers it out 12 to 14 hours per show.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6769 on: November 12, 2024, 05:59:24 PM »
Huh?  The DDD's show runs so long that it exceeds Youtube's  length limit.  The guy hammers it out 12 to 14 hours per show.



12 to 14 hours!!?? Guessing he's not in any kind of functioning relationship.

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« Reply #6770 on: November 12, 2024, 07:06:22 PM »
12 to 14 hours!!?? Guessing he's not in any kind of functioning relationship.

He has a small, but quite dedicated cadre of followers.  We would have to ask Bart if cult leader <--> cult follower equates to a relationship or not.  As far as physical loving, it is my understanding that DDD still gets the odd sanction once in a while.  He'll dress up as a lady and seduce the target with his feminine charms and then terminate the target during the physical act of love.  Sucks for the sanction but at least they go out on a high note.  I know you dismiss it but it could make an interesting topic for your show.  DDD fighting in Vietnam as a six year old and wasting Green Berets and SEALS.  A 13 year old Dietrich fighting for a dying Idi Amin regime in its last days and killing off a literal Planet of the Apes like army of smart, bad ass chimps that were armed to the teeth.  A teen aged DDD being abducted by the US government with something done to his lungs [stapled to his rib cage] and his blood drained and replaced with nano blood.   He also was involved with some chick in that detention area but the details fade. About this time, the The Dietrich was created, a special IBM Mainframe that runs a Dietrich Artilect I.e. an AI that will help DDD when he becomes Emperor of the Earth.   An 18 year old DDD joined the US Marines and was sent to Arabia.  There a girls schools caught on fire and the Sauds were machine gunning the girls as they escaped because they didn't have their head covering thingy on.  Dietrich intervened and saved some girls but was dishonorably discharged.  From there he went to Iraq and became Saddam Hussein's mouth piece and then he headed to Bosnia and Merc'ed for Slobodan Milosevic until that fell apart.  Back a home in San Francisco he had some good times with a genetic female whore but she transexualed into a guy so she/he could swing with a sugar daddy, billionaire Silicon Valley guy.  After the operation, DDD adopted the trans whore as a Son.  Then repressed memories begin to bubble up and DDD remembered that his Japanese Mother was ordered to Nazi Germany by the Emperor pre-war.  The mission?  Obtain Hitler sperm and return with it to the Land of the Rising Sun.  She was quite successful and some 25 years later she impregnated herself with some that she has stashed away for personal use.  Thus DDD is Adolf Hitler's only son.  There is a whole chapter of Colonel Michael Aquino of the Church of Satan, The Necronomicon and the Presido.  Also DDD's Psychiatrist is a Vietnamese war orphan whom got napalmed and all burned up.  She is very disfigured so she treats her mentally disturbed patients while wearing a creepy, porcelain mask because well... That is not disturbing at all.

Fascinating stuff really.  The Gunner [ @Gunner65 ] has forgotten more about DDD than I will ever know.  Dietrich had a cult member, mole inside the VA whom dug out all kinds of sensitive info on the Gunner [who is a legit Marine] which he read out on stream with orders to the listeners for them to go after Gunner [name, address, phone number, SSN] - it was pretty crazy.  Gunner has done some research on DDD regarding the Marines.  He did join but did not complete boot camp [guessing mental issues?] and thus he is not a Marine.  Gunner has also done a deep dive on the Aquino/Presido/Research Librarian stuff.  DDD claims he was a research librarian for the DoD at Presido and burned lockers of documents that show that Japan won WWII and that the little bodies a Roswell were actual Japanese men.   






 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6771 on: November 12, 2024, 09:27:16 PM »
He has a small, but quite dedicated cadre of followers.  We would have to ask Bart if cult leader <--> cult follower equates to a relationship or not.  As far as physical loving, it is my understanding that DDD still gets the odd sanction once in a while.  He'll dress up as a lady and seduce the target with his feminine charms and then terminate the target during the physical act of love.  Sucks for the sanction but at least they go out on a high note.  I know you dismiss it but it could make an interesting topic for your show.  DDD fighting in Vietnam as a six year old and wasting Green Berets and SEALS.  A 13 year old Dietrich fighting for a dying Idi Amin regime in its last days and killing off a literal Planet of the Apes like army of smart, bad ass chimps that were armed to the teeth.  A teen aged DDD being abducted by the US government with something done to his lungs [stapled to his rib cage] and his blood drained and replaced with nano blood.   He also was involved with some chick in that detention area but the details fade. About this time, the The Dietrich was created, a special IBM Mainframe that runs a Dietrich Artilect I.e. an AI that will help DDD when he becomes Emperor of the Earth.   An 18 year old DDD joined the US Marines and was sent to Arabia.  There a girls schools caught on fire and the Sauds were machine gunning the girls as they escaped because they didn't have their head covering thingy on.  Dietrich intervened and saved some girls but was dishonorably discharged.  From there he went to Iraq and became Saddam Hussein's mouth piece and then he headed to Bosnia and Merc'ed for Slobodan Milosevic until that fell apart.  Back a home in San Francisco he had some good times with a genetic female whore but she transexualed into a guy so she/he could swing with a sugar daddy, billionaire Silicon Valley guy.  After the operation, DDD adopted the trans whore as a Son.  Then repressed memories begin to bubble up and DDD remembered that his Japanese Mother was ordered to Nazi Germany by the Emperor pre-war.  The mission?  Obtain Hitler sperm and return with it to the Land of the Rising Sun.  She was quite successful and some 25 years later she impregnated herself with some that she has stashed away for personal use.  Thus DDD is Adolf Hitler's only son.  There is a whole chapter of Colonel Michael Aquino of the Church of Satan, The Necronomicon and the Presido.  Also DDD's Psychiatrist is a Vietnamese war orphan whom got napalmed and all burned up.  She is very disfigured so she treats her mentally disturbed patients while wearing a creepy, porcelain mask because well... That is not disturbing at all.

Fascinating stuff really.  The Gunner [ @Gunner65 ] has forgotten more about DDD than I will ever know.  Dietrich had a cult member, mole inside the VA whom dug out all kinds of sensitive info on the Gunner [who is a legit Marine] which he read out on stream with orders to the listeners for them to go after Gunner [name, address, phone number, SSN] - it was pretty crazy.  Gunner has done some research on DDD regarding the Marines.  He did join but did not complete boot camp [guessing mental issues?] and thus he is not a Marine.  Gunner has also done a deep dive on the Aquino/Presido/Research Librarian stuff.  DDD claims he was a research librarian for the DoD at Presido and burned lockers of documents that show that Japan won WWII and that the little bodies a Roswell were actual Japanese men.   






 
Well there's a lot there. I don't know that I want to begin to unpack it. A few things stand out though, like "Adopted the trans whore as a son" and "bodies at Roswell were actual Japanese men". And, so much more.

I'll show myself out.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6772 on: November 13, 2024, 01:53:07 AM »
B'ahd

What was that cement looking basin thing in the back yard of your old place in the falls? Looked like a skateboard park thingy.

Rollerball for midgets.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6773 on: November 13, 2024, 03:38:51 PM »
Rollerball for midgets.

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Phoning it in.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6774 on: November 16, 2024, 11:31:36 AM »
I've suspected that you are afraid of water. True?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6775 on: November 16, 2024, 03:45:29 PM »
I've suspected that you are afraid of water. True?
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Obviously not frozen water.
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« Reply #6776 on: November 17, 2024, 04:01:54 AM »
I've suspected that you are afraid of water. True?

Fuck oceans.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6777 on: November 17, 2024, 09:58:19 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6778 on: November 24, 2024, 06:19:55 PM »
Bart,

The gentleman in the blurb below managed to take 5 [five] poops in 5 [five] different states all in a single day. Obviously, quite an important accomplishment.  Was wondering with you trapped in Europa for the foreseeable future, do you think you could manage 5 [five] defecations in 5 [five] different countries?   I'm thinking Switzerland, Italy, San Marino, Monaco and France would be doable for you. 

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« Reply #6779 on: November 24, 2024, 06:24:36 PM »
Bart,

In the poop blurb above I was going to end it with "What say you" but I hate it when people say "What say you".  Don't know why it annoys me but it does.  What say you to when people say "What say you"?