Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The gentleman in the blurb below managed to take 5 [five] poops in 5 [five] different states all in a single day. Obviously, quite an important accomplishment.  Was wondering with you trapped in Europa for the foreseeable future, do you think you could manage 5 [five] defecations in 5 [five] different countries?   I'm thinking Switzerland, Italy, San Marino, Monaco and France would be doable for you. 

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I feel every guy that was in a bar band did this weekly.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

In the poop blurb above I was going to end it with "What say you" but I hate it when people say "What say you".  Don't know why it annoys me but it does.  What say you to when people say "What say you"?

I would have thought less of you if you had used it.

[JUAN]

Maybe @KSM and @sean92008  can chime in
I have an early 90s Kurzweil 1200 Pro rack synth that has an occasional crackling noise in one channel.  I've cleaned all the pots and switches and jacks and checked the cables with no improvement.  Where should I look next? I guess, though,I could leave it as is for lo-fi.

[Bart Ell]

Maybe @KSM and @sean92008  can chime in
I have an early 90s Kurzweil 1200 Pro rack synth that has an occasional crackling noise in one channel.  I've cleaned all the pots and switches and jacks and checked the cables with no improvement.  Where should I look next? I guess, though,I could leave it as is for lo-fi.

It's usually a dry solder joint around a jack.

[sean92008]

It's usually a dry solder joint around a jack.

Along with that, the PCB that the jack is mounted to could be giving way... There's a bunch of electronics that I had in the '90s that relied on the solder joints holding the jack in place. (Yamaha drove me nuts!) Yikes!

[KSM]

I say hit it with something metal!

[sean92008]

I say hit it with something metal!

My PTSD is resurfacing. I stopped loaning gear out because my stuff would come back broken. Those stupid output jacks. Thanks, @JUAN.

I just looked up the guy that broke my drum machine. He had a recurring theme of being an asshole in my life. 

The irresponsible cunt Is wheelchair bound. Considering his alcohol abuse, right along with his abuse of people, I guess he's sleeping in the bed he made and the chickens came home to roost.

He was a Christian band guy. Heh heh.

[JUAN]

I say hit it with something metal!

Back in my day, we hit tubes and other things with wooden drumsticks.
Thanks guys - I'll check the solder on the output jacks.  I think there might be a battery in there, too, that hasn't been changed in 15-years.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Are horse electrolytes the way to go?  I kind of like the "skin tingling" aspect.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Are horse electrolytes the way to go?  I kind of like the "skin tingling" aspect.

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Horses have much bigger dicks than most humans so this trend of taking their medication should continue for a bigger dicked future.

[JUAN]

So, horse juice is OK, but horse paste is not?

[Walks_At_Night]

So, horse juice is OK, but horse paste is not?

I think the implication is that horse anything is ok but the sheep drench is still verboten.

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[Bart Ell]

So, horse juice is OK, but horse paste is not?

I think people who want to should take all the pet medication they desire.
Why stop there? They should switch to pet food, too.

[Bart Ell]

I think the implication is that horse anything is ok but the sheep drench is still verboten.

Would you want one of these?

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[Walks_At_Night]

Would you want one of these?

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Only with Sweet Baby Ray's.