Ask Bart Anything

[Jedimiller]

Lol i have no idea how to do that ksm

[KSM]

Lol i have no idea how to do that ksm

Well, this is the Ask Bart thread.  Perhaps Ask Bart a series of questions within this thread (questions you have for the interview) and do a report on that?

Seems somewhat cumbersome, I know.
Hmm.  I don't know..  hope it works out.

[Exile]

Last one to visit.
It's all yours.

Just who the heck is brave enough to walk into that dump and start cleaning it up. Answer that one Bart Ell, just who the heck has that much intestinal fortitude?

[Bart Ell]

Just who the heck is brave enough to walk into that dump and start cleaning it up. Answer that one Bart Ell, just who the heck has that much intestinal fortitude?

CAN'T MAKE ME!

[Exile]

Bart, why do I have to verify that I am human every time I change pages? I have been here since the beginning with the same IP address. I am not a damned ROBOT!!!!

WHY BART WHY!!!

[JUAN]

Yeah, why?  Every time I have to waste 12-seconds of my valuable life waiting.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, why do I have to verify that I am human every time I change pages? I have been here since the beginning with the same IP address. I am not a damned ROBOT!!!!

WHY BART WHY!!!

I was told it will get turned off when the attacks stop.

[Bart Ell]

Yeah, why?  Every time I have to waste 12-seconds of my valuable life waiting.

You are just afraid that you will fail the human test.

[JUAN]

You are just afraid that you will fail the human test.

I don't understand how I passed in the first place.

[Smokin Hot Bob]

I was told it will get turned off when the attacks stop.

Do we know where the attacks are coming from and why? There was some speculation of flying monkeys from the Dietrich dimension.

[Bart Ell]

Do we know where the attacks are coming from and why? There was some speculation of flying monkeys from the Dietrich dimension.

I have narrowed it down to midgets.

[Exile]

I have narrowed it down to midgets.

Nekkid midgets, smoking meth, and wearing clown outfits?* I think I know those guys!

*Only before they get nekkid which usually occurs at the city bus stop.

[KSM]

I have narrowed it down to midgets.

You mean Widdo' Peepo.

[KSM]

Do you cook?

And don't say "only in the bedroom" 

[Bart Ell]

Do you cook?

And don't say "only in the bedroom"

Above average chef, can't bake for shit.