Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Some spittle, spraying loon raving at KSM as he is jamming in the out of doors.  The I was electrocuted as a f*cking fetus line seems special.  Can anything be done with it?

I would like to know how she remembers.

[Walks_At_Night]

I would like to know how she remembers.

An event like that is bound to bestow super powers...right?

[Bart Ell]

An event like that is bound to bestow super powers...right?

Beyond the ability to spray-spit 20 feet?
Some superheroes have all the luck.

[KSM]

Bart,

Did you have a faaavorite breakfast cereal as a kid?  I loved Count Chocula and Alpha Bits. I ask because I just had a big bowl of Shreddies for lunch as a post-workout refuel and enjoyed it very much. Now onto the can of sardines. 

...and yeah I'll include @JUAN and @Walks_At_Night in this one.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Did you have a faaavorite breakfast cereal as a kid?  I loved Count Chocula and Alpha Bits. I ask because I just had a big bowl of Shreddies for lunch as a post-workout refuel and enjoyed it very much. Now onto the can of sardines. 

...and yeah I'll include @JUAN and @Walks_At_Night in this one.

Sounds like we get two then?   The King and the Frog.

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[JUAN]

I guess Frosted Flakes.  Rice Krispies were pretty good if I could sneak extra sugar onto them.

[PB]

I guess Frosted Flakes.  Rice Krispies were pretty good if I could sneak extra sugar onto them.

Of the cereals Mom would allow us to have - whichever had the best toys, or things you could send in a few box tops to get (so no Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, no matter what toys they had).

Top of the list were 3-D baseball and football cards.  I'd even eat Wheaties and Rasin bran to get those.

I once sent in some box tops and a few bucks for a 4' long blow-up shark from Finding Nemo.  Blew it up and left it in the living room.  Came home, it was completely deflated and had about 1000 cat claw holes in it.  I wish I had that video.


Favorite:  Lucky Charms and original Shredded Wheat.

[JUAN]

I'll just add that I don't eat any of that turn of thev century Kellog health quack stuff any more.  Particularly since they genetically changed wheat.

[Bart Ell]

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[JUAN]

@Bart Ell - I was in a local coffee shop and observed a person who appeared to be male.  He wore what I've begun to think of as a uniform for 20-somethings.  Inch high rubber sole slip on shoes, colorful socks, knee length  black shorts, a t-shirt with an artsy design (too hot here for a hoodie) a do rag bandana, a backpack with a straw hat hanging from it. He, if he so identifies, was eating a chocolate confection and drinking a beverage that may have had some coffee in it.

Do you think he gets laid?

[KSM]

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Yeah, good call. Had my share of Honeycomb as well.

I guess Frosted Flakes.  Rice Krispies were pretty good if I could sneak extra sugar onto them.

@JUAN EXTRA sugar on Frosted Flakes? The "Frosted" essentially means covered in sugar, as they are before you even open the box.

[JUAN]

@KSM  No. Extra sugar on the rice crispies.

[KSM]

@KSM  No. Extra sugar on the rice crispies.

Coz Rice Crispies arrrre GREEEAAT!

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell - I was in a local coffee shop and observed a person who appeared to be male.  He wore what I've begun to think of as a uniform for 20-somethings.  Inch high rubber sole slip on shoes, colorful socks, knee length  black shorts, a t-shirt with an artsy design (too hot here for a hoodie) a do rag bandana, a backpack with a straw hat hanging from it. He, if he so identifies, was eating a chocolate confection and drinking a beverage that may have had some coffee in it.

Do you think he gets laid?

I can't say for sure but he seems to have caught the eye of one silver fox!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is that a jug of olive oil that Blondie is holding?

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