Ask Bart Anything

[PolkaDot]

Bart,   y' ever wrestle with your wife? I mean it, wrestle.  Usually would happen in bed shortly after waking. 

                                                                       

It leads to other things. Head scissors, anal armbar, reverse choke, and the dreaded Full Montreal Mount just to name a few scenarios.

A bit voyeristic don’t you think? 
Careful Bart- he wants to see your ass!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,   y' ever wrestle with your wife? I mean it, wrestle.  Usually would happen in bed shortly after waking. 

                                                                       

It leads to other things. Head scissors, anal armbar, reverse choke, and the dreaded Full Montreal Mount just to name a few scenarios.

I skip the wrestling and just go to harpspoon.

[Bart Ell]

Her birthday is in July, it’ll probably be fucking hot …I’m hoping it’s not quite as bad inland against the mountains ? Guess I’m going to find out!

Thanks for the info! Is Château d'If the Count of Monte Cristo one? I love me some dilapidated roman architecture for sure, but how many arenas and forums can you see before it becomes less exciting…I’m not sure yet but probably on the edge of knowing. Spousal unit is all ready there. I’m still going to the Pont du Gard, cuz it sounds pretty epic.

We visted Canne last year for a minute. If I’d known I’d have given you a symbolic  wave.

It's the reverse.
It is worse in Avignon than it is in Cannes in July.

[KSM]

A bit voyeristic don’t you think? 
Careful Bart- he wants to see your ass!

Hmm. Considering that I'm not even there I don't see how that could happen, and if I were there I wouldn't have asked the question in the first place. You must think these things through, Dot.

I skip the wrestling and just go to harpspoon.

Well that'll work too.

[PolkaDot]

It's the reverse.
It is worse in Avignon than it is in Cannes in July.

 

[PolkaDot]

Hmm. Considering that I'm not even there I don't see how that could happen, and if I were there I wouldn't have asked the question in the first place. You must think these things through, Dot.

I’m disappointed in your lack of imagination

[Bart Ell]

Tell her to be born again in February.
It's so much better when there are no tourists around.

[PolkaDot]

Tell her to be born again in February.
It's so much better when there are no tourists around.

Alas, she’s not the type of woman you can tell to do much and get the result you’re hoping for. Best to jump in with both feet or get the hell out of the way.

I may have a type. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is this the best advertisement for Septic Tank Pumping ever?  Showed up on Youtube.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is this the best advertisement for Septic Tank Pumping ever?  Showed up on Youtube.

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Is the prick or mouth pumping your septic?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

These AI Women seem to be really advancing fast.  When will they add the feature when it tells you about all the yard work you are going to do an a Saturday, when you had planned on laying on the couch, scratching your right nut and watching the Red Wings game?

[KSM]

Bart, should I adopt Charlie? I really like him but he can be a tad...  unpredictable.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

These AI Women seem to be really advancing fast.  When will they add the feature when it tells you about all the yard work you are going to do an a Saturday, when you had planned on laying on the couch, scratching your right nut and watching the Red Wings game?

Look at that mouth.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, should I adopt Charlie?

Not before you seem him produce a solid scat.

[KSM]

Not before you seem him produce a solid scat.

Indeed. The same standard that we hold our women to0!