Ask Bart Anything

[comaphobe]

Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.

We will have a party for you on November 12th

[Kidnostad]

Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by a deep hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.

What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.

[GravitySucks]

What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.

#eyecontact

[Bart Ell]

#eyecontact

Yes and there may be some eye contact when he finishes too!

[ShayP]

Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show. 

[Bart Ell]

Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show.

TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum

[ShayP]

TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum

I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.

[Bart Ell]

I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.

Which browser?

[ShayP]

Which browser?

Chrome

[Bart Ell]

Chrome

You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show

[ShayP]

You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show

I'll try it now.

[ShayP]

Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.

[Bart Ell]

Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.

Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY

[ShayP]

Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY

Cool. Thanks.  I would click the 'you know what' of all things I could possibly click.  In fact, I'm clicking my pen right now repeatedly for no reason at all...at high speeds.