Saw this clip on Youtube and it brought back some memories. Traumatic memories of my first appearance
in a varsity high school baseball game.
Made the squad as a pitcher but had not seen any action for a number of games. On the day in question
it seemed doubtful that I would get into the game. Our best pitcher - a little lefthander called
Squeak was starting. He kind of reminded me of Harvey Haddix [whom once threw a jillion perfect innings
in a game but ended up with nothing because his team could not score] because of his small stature and
delivery. He was called Squeak because he looked like a human/white lab rat cross breed. Not
quite an albino but damn close. Rodentia aside, he was soooo good. He threw hard, had good movement on his
pitches and just enough control to be effective but still leave a bit of a fear factor in the hitters
minds.
On this day, Squeak mowed down the opposition as normal but he was sick. As the game went on, he got
sicker and sicker and after the fifth inning he was roast. I finally get my chance and am brought
in to pitch the sixth. Not only am I in a game, I've got a chance to vulture a Win! I'm a righty
and the first hitter is a right handed batter. Tubby Smith [Our rotund catcher whom was surprisingly
quick afoot for a lad built like a fireplug] calls for the number one. I kick and deal a perfect
four seam fastball right in the heart of the plate [see the video above]. The ump however calls
it a ball. I'm nervous enough as it is without bullshit like that. Nothing to be done about it.
The Tubster puts down two fingers - curveball. My best pitch. It's no good and I hit the dude in the
knee with it.
Total Pitches: 2 Hit Batsmen: 1 Runners on base: 1Next guy comes up - a lefty hitter. Tubby puts down three fingers and wants it inside. For most
guys three bones calls for a slider but I don't have a slider. Why? Because every time I throw one,
it feels like a pit bull is biting my arm. What I do have though is a nice 2 seamer running fastball.
Put it over a corner of the plate and let it run and have the hitter chase it. Sounded good to me but
I miss again and it drills the dude right in the ribs.
Total Pitches: 3 Hit Batsmen: 2 Runners on base: 2
Now I am not only nervous and upset, I am border line unglued. Tubby puts down one finger for the
four seamer. It is the easiest pitch to throw and it worked to open the inning so it seemed to
be a reasonable choice. Or so I thought. Nope. I nail the batter right in his ear hole. Knocked
him down just like he had been shot be a rifle. Ooops. Sorry dude.
Total Pitches: 4 Hit Batsmen: 3 Runners on base: 3That is when coach O came out and got mercifully got me. He was a WWII veteran in his mid 60's at the
time. He said "Son - I've been watching the game since the 1920's and that was the worst shit I've ever seen"
Ugh!
Took awhile before I got into a game again but when I did, I pitched pretty well. That would continue
through out high school. Was never a star or anything but I did ok. Even got a sniff from some weirdly
named college in Ohio but they had no academics I was interested so that was that.