Dream, September 20, 2018.
I came into contact with a philosophizing electrician last night. It all started when I decided to have my electrical system updated because I was going to throw a grand party and I wanted an adequate power supply. I started by installing a piece of sheet metal over the existing power bank. I didn't know what I was doing, and a few minutes later, I noticed that the piece of metal had been removed by Steve, the electrician that I had hired to do the electrical work. Steve was of average height, and wore a pair of glasses. He looked ever so slightly like that guy who always wants disclosure. That Steven Greer guy, but Steve the electrician was far better looking. Anyway, Steve showed me the sheet of metal and tossed it out the window. "Electrons won't live in a place like that." he said.
"Well tell me, Steve," I said. "Have you had a chance to look things over? Can you do the job?" "It's possible, but not probable. I can start this job but just like a divorce, the outcome won't be good." "Huh?" I said.
The party started anyway and people were wandering about, eating and drinking. I walked through my living room and was telling some friends about this odd electrician that I had hired and how he said things that didn't seem to make much sense. We were all laughing about it when low and behold, there was Steve, sitting in the middle of my crowded couch, sipping on a beer. "Sounds like a guy I'd like to know." he said with a grin.
I was totally taken aback and after I took my foot out of my mouth, I stepped outside for some fresh air. Several partygoers were standing out there and all at once we heard a strange noise. We looked over at a big telephone pole insulator that had been connected to my house. A bunch of smoke leaked out of the top of it, and I had someone go get Steve. He took one look at it and told me to get a coil of a certain type of wire and that all the electrical supply stores would have it. So I walked down to my car. I was walking on the sidewalk and stumbled over some quarters that had been stacked in a seemingly impossible manner. They were like a sculpture. The quarters were laying flat, sideways and a couple of them seemed to be floating. As my foot hit them, some of the quarters fell to the sidewalk. I lifted the ruined quarter sculture up and knew that Steve had assembled it. "Sorry, man." I called up to him. "I accidentally walked on your quarter statue." Steve looked down at me from my front porch and said, "That's all right. Quarters were made to be stepped on."
I drove down the road and noticed that I didn't have any brakes. I kept pumping the brake pedal but the car wouldn't stop. Finally, it slowed down and came to a stop. A tow truck pulled up and a guy got out of it and opened the hood of my car. He put some type of wierd hoist mechanism over my engine and lifted it up so that he could get a good look at it.
"Tsk,tsk," he said while shaking his head. "There's no fixing this now. I'm afraid you're going to be stuck here for the night."
Just as I was trying to figure out what to do next, I woke up. I was very relieved to find out that it was all just a dream.