Tell Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

You act like there is something wrong with that, two minute missionary man.

Whew. Was worried the Frog was gonna make a come back!

[Chimp Covfefe]

Whew. Was worried the Frog was gonna make a come back!

There were many frogs in my life, sailor.

[Cleveland Zackhouse]

That's funny, I gave my kid a disembodied Walks head. He had sex with it for years. He shot so many loads into the mouth I am surprised it did not float away.

It was a one-off batch from China, as I recall. Luckily I ordered a few because they wear out quickly.

[PolkaDot]

The little roundbots are spies! They send your floor layout to advertisers who then show you ads for the love seat you seem to have space for. @PolkaDot

yes and if they send me an advertisement for a nice velvet one in the right shade of blue I just may buy it.

[PolkaDot]

I thought they were supposed to make life easier

Me too!

[PolkaDot]

Disembodied Chimp Head will fix that issue:

Dear Lord there is no way in hell...

[JUAN]

The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people

It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.

[PolkaDot]

The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people

It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.

ageist.

[Ciardelo]

The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people

It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.

Oh. F. F. S.

Snowflakes. Pfft.

[KSM]

Bart, you have a dog or a cat or both. Correct? But you never ever make mention of them.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, you have a dog or a cat or both. Correct? But you never ever make mention of them.

This is an ask.
I have no pets.
I want all the affection.

 

[KSM]

This is an ask.
I have no pets.
I want all the affection.

..just making sure the system is holding up. Well done.

[KSM]

When I was lil and my mommy let me buy KISS ALIVE with my allowance I remember being fascinated by Paul's thick NYC (Brooklyn?) accent.

Numerous times throughout the album he yells out what sounds like "Ahh Eh!" or AHH EY! In fact, before Rock Bottom he just yells it for no good reason as the intro is about to start. Other times he uses it before or during a ramble.

Also - before Cold Gin he goes on about booze (ok, fine) but then says "I was talking to somebody backstage before, and they was telling me there's a lot of you people who like to drink vodka n orange juice"  HOWEVER I remember thinking in my shocked innocence that Paul was saying 'Fockin' or fahckin orange juice!' AKA Fucking orange juice.  I let that one slide for many years until I realized different. Vodka and! sounds like Fahckin!

..But I still don't know what "AHH EY!" means. He sounds like a complete idiot.

[JUAN]

One track mind for a long time.

[Bart Ell]

When I was lil and my mommy let me buy KISS ALIVE with my allowance I remember being fascinated by Paul's thick NYC (Brooklyn?) accent.

Numerous times throughout the album he yells out what sounds like "Ahh Eh!" or AHH EY! In fact, before Rock Bottom he just yells it for no good reason as the intro is about to start. Other times he uses it before or during a ramble.

Also - before Cold Gin he goes on about booze (ok, fine) but then says "I was talking to somebody backstage before, and they was telling me there's a lot of you people who like to drink vodka n orange juice"  HOWEVER I remember thinking in my shocked innocence that Paul was saying 'Fockin' or fahckin orange juice!' AKA Fucking orange juice.  I let that one slide for many years until I realized different. Vodka and! sounds like Fahckin!

..But I still don't know what "AHH EY!" means. He sounds like a complete idiot.

You mind if I sit down for a while
Reacquaint yourself with my style