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Sofia

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #210 on: January 22, 2019, 06:04:35 PM »
Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy.  ;)

Oh, and check this out:
There is a time out?!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #211 on: January 22, 2019, 06:49:50 PM »
Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy.  ;)

Oh, and check this out:

I'll ask about it and see if it can be changed.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #212 on: January 23, 2019, 04:21:20 AM »
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds?  Other than that, everything's great!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #213 on: January 23, 2019, 05:12:43 AM »
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds? 

OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #214 on: January 23, 2019, 11:40:30 AM »
OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?

no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #215 on: January 23, 2019, 03:24:51 PM »
@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds?  Other than that, everything's great!

This thread is for telling he, Bart, things like;
Hey Bart, since I was a child I've always really loved Campbell's Cream Of Chicken soup. I've tried all the other brands but there's just something about the Campbell's recipe. You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do.  ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #216 on: January 23, 2019, 03:31:08 PM »
@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.

You are earning those powers!

You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do.  ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.

Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #217 on: January 23, 2019, 04:14:37 PM »
@Bart Ell , I hope that you have an awesome day.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #218 on: January 23, 2019, 04:15:28 PM »
You are earning those powers!

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Falkie is not scared of the tit.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #219 on: January 23, 2019, 04:35:05 PM »
Pull my finger.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #220 on: January 23, 2019, 04:48:34 PM »
no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.

But I like the teddy bear...
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #221 on: January 23, 2019, 05:44:27 PM »

Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.

Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #222 on: January 23, 2019, 06:07:25 PM »
Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D

I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #223 on: January 24, 2019, 10:30:46 PM »
I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
@anniem Well, if teddy bear is a girl and she plays er' cards right.. she gonna git lucky ;)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #224 on: January 24, 2019, 11:53:38 PM »
Hi, Bart.  I want to be your friend. :)  Is that okay with you?
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