Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?

< You know of which you speak. Color me worried impressed.
< Last Friday over cocktails she brought up my life insurance plan. In Canada, room temperature was worth $500,000. That number is about to increase.

Well done, @Walks_At_Night
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[Walks_At_Night]

< You know of which you speak. Color me worried impressed.
< Last Friday over cocktails she brought up my life insurance plan. In Canada, room temperature was worth $500,000. That number is about to increase.

Well done, @Walks_At_Night

It's a nice, slow kill process too. You'll have plenty of time to find that fancy wallpaper in red you were looking for and get that room finished up.

[PolkaDot]

It's a nice, slow kill process too. You'll have plenty of time to find that fancy wallpaper in red you were looking for and get that room finished up.

How slow? Asking for a friend.

[Bart Ell]

About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.

Lufa! Loofa?

She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.

[paladin1991]

She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.

When you talk that way it reminds me of our time in Paris.  Springtime, 1990, before the war.

No, that's not it.  Another false memory. 

It was a cheap Quebecouis Bath house, (the kind where you drop a quarter and you don't pick it up even if it is a US quarter) and you were the featured towel boy.

[Bart Ell]

When you talk that way it reminds me of our time in Paris.  Springtime, 1990, before the war.

No, that's not it.  Another false memory. 

It was a cheap Quebecouis Bath house, (the kind where you drop a quarter and you don't pick it up even if it is a US quarter) and you were the featured towel boy.

I think you are confusing the bath house with your church.
Did your church teach you to get off on man love when you were a child or is it something your brought in to teach the young boys?
Nobody fucks man ass quite like church going men!

[KSM]

She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.

No. I happen to be quite pristine. Exemplary, in fact!

[paladin1991]

I think you are confusing the bath house with your church.
Did your church teach you to get off on man love when you were a child or is it something your brought in to teach the young boys?
Nobody fucks man ass quite like church going men!

I noticed that you clarify my memory but don't deny being the 'towel boy.' 

[Bart Ell]

I noticed that you clarify my memory but don't deny being the 'towel boy.'

I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.

[paladin1991]

I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.

That's a goood litttle pony.

[PolkaDot]

I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.

That's a goood litttle pony.

This seems like it should be a lot hotter than it is. 

[KSM]

This seems like it should be a lot hotter than it is. 

Give it time. Once we stop vomiting we'll be really horny. @PolkaDot

[PolkaDot]

People always want to tell me what actress I look like- or which actress looks like me? Anyway, I got a good one from a friend who's watching The Nevers: Laura Donnelly.

Thanks, I'll take it.

[PolkaDot]

Give it time. Once we stop vomiting we'll be really horny. @PolkaDot

Bart: this advice does not help at all.

[PolkaDot]

I'm not going to post this in the NFL thread because:
1. Fuck football
2. The old men in there definitely hated it and probably had their rather large panties in a twist and perhaps still do
            ....hmm maybe I should post in there 

BUT I LOVED the half time show! It was like a walk down memory lane for a little nineties/naughties. Thoroughly enjoyable. At least if they are going to have a bunch of old fuckers on stage they were entertaining old fuckers that have managed to retain their voices and talent.