Tell Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

set your clocks ahead

On Monday we had an outage that lasted eight seconds. 8! SECONDS! Just enough to have me running around like a monkey to reset many clocks as well as other electronic settings. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND SET ALL CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR, BART!

..needless to say, I was early for my cock showing at the derm yesterday.

Evil genius! Did you remember to pack your Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass so she wouldn't have so much trouble finding the rashy little devil this time?

[KSM]

Evil genius! Did you remember to pack your Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass so she wouldn't have so much trouble finding the rashy little devil this time?

NO. I packed my JOHN HOLMES penis. Don't worry @TigerLily they found it. 

[KSM]

Going to start a new youtube channel that features me working out. Channel will be for female viewers only.

Daily Workout With Garth Convoy

[KSM]

HAD TO FUCK WITH THE NAME, HUH! TRYING TO BE LEGIT!

Esq

[TigerLily]

Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus

Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »

[KSM]

Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus

Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »

Dear valued member. Thank you for contacting EllGab Customer Services. 

We are sorry to hear of your difficulties. Your call is important to us, however wait times are longer than usual. Please know that your request will be processed in the order in which it was received.

Regards,
Garth.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus

Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »

That would involve going into the festering shithole that is Politics.
Pass.

[KSM]

That would involve going into the festering shithole that is Politics.
Pass.

The current level of Windbaggery going on in there aight now is mindboggling. 18 paragraphs to get two points across.

[ItsOver]

Dear valued member. Thank you for contacting EllGab Customer Services. 

We are sorry to hear of your difficulties. Your call is important to us, however wait times are longer than usual. Please know that your request will be processed in the order in which it was received.

Regards,
Garth.

LOL!

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[KSM]

LOL!

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Yip, I see Lily in there. Almost halfway up the line. Hang in there Lily, we'll get to you.

Until then, thank you for your oh-so patient nature. @TigerLily

[ItsOver]

Yip, I see Lily in there. Almost halfway up the line. Hang in there Lily, we'll get to you.

Until then, thank you for your oh-so patient nature. @TigerLily

Heh, you’re right.  She’s the short one the others are backing away from, while rolling their eyes.

[KSM]

Heh, you’re right.  She’s the short one the others are backing away from, while rolling their eyes.

TL's actually about 5'11. Without heels.

[ItsOver]

TL's actually about 5'11. Without heels.

Looks like she doesn’t know this.  She really is crazy.

Quote from: TigerLily on March 02, 2022, 05:38:05 PM   
Which one of you chickenshit incels changed the title? I'm only 5'1" and  could have you cowering and crying in 5 minutes. Grow a pair. So frightened of women you only daydream about them while taking it in the ass. I know exactly which one of you it is. Always pulling creepy shit behind people's back.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1091.msg385788#msg385788

[TigerLily]

Looks like she doesn’t know this.  She really is crazy.

Quote from: TigerLily on March 02, 2022, 05:38:05 PM   
Which one of you chickenshit incels changed the title? I'm only 5'1" and  could have you cowering and crying in 5 minutes. Grow a pair. So frightened of women you only daydream about them while taking it in the ass. I know exactly which one of you it is. Always pulling creepy shit behind people's back.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1091.msg385788#msg385788

And you're still scared shitless. Wimp. P.S. Garth is correct. Don't even know when you've been played. Now go back to your cage

[TigerLily]

The current level of Windbaggery going on in there aight now is mindboggling. 18 paragraphs to get two points across.

Your challenge: Put more than two cogent sentences together. In a row