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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #270 on: March 22, 2019, 11:27:03 PM »
KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/

But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.

Like this:

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But now it's significantly darker and drier:

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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.

I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
@26 horses  I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #271 on: March 31, 2019, 01:13:11 PM »
@26 horses  I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.

Vacay over, back to the unreal world my friend...and yeah KFC sort of tastes and looks like it's been marinated in Jagermeister or something, yeah?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #272 on: March 31, 2019, 11:20:32 PM »
@Bart Ell At this very moment, I'm wasting your time. Oh shit, l00k at the time!! I Better go to bed!! Where did the time go.. I had so much to say!!
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #273 on: April 09, 2019, 09:29:11 PM »
Japan is all about mascots. They just are. Which got me thinking, if ellgab had mascots, Carson would be the drama thread, Sandsquatch for MitD, a gnome for Spaced Out, and Morg! would be the mascot for the boards people are terrified to venture into but are really curious.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #274 on: April 09, 2019, 10:16:38 PM »
I’m in a very bad mood.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #275 on: April 09, 2019, 10:19:52 PM »
I’m in a very bad mood.

Say it out loud.
It cures bad moods.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #276 on: April 09, 2019, 11:10:18 PM »
I’m in a very bad mood.
If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood"   Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound

Sorry, too much? :-\
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #277 on: April 10, 2019, 10:04:49 AM »
I’m in a very bad mood.

+1 for candor.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #278 on: April 10, 2019, 01:46:39 PM »
If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood"   Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound

Sorry, too much? :-\
A bit much, yes.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #279 on: April 15, 2019, 06:03:07 AM »
I'm a kitty!!!!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #280 on: April 15, 2019, 06:29:44 AM »
I'm a kitty!!!!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #281 on: April 15, 2019, 08:24:49 PM »
KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/

But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.

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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.

I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\

I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #282 on: April 15, 2019, 10:35:03 PM »
I'm a kitty!!!!!

😻😻

And you sound just like a blue-eyed kitty should 😺

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #283 on: April 16, 2019, 12:47:05 AM »
I’m in a very bad mood.
Every 28 days or so.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #284 on: April 16, 2019, 08:03:45 AM »
I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.

No Mandela here, the color doesn't lie, something dark and malicious has overcome that golden KFC of halcyon days.

No "woo", strictly corporate greed monkeys imo. >:(