Tell Bart Anything

[Jedimiller]

Bart please reinstate my status

[KSM]

Bart please reinstate my status

You'll get better results if you PM him every few hours. Persistence will pay off. Just send him PM's. Lots of PM's.

[KSM]

I had a dream last night that a few of us EG guys and you were hanging around a hotel gym for some reason. At one point your wife walked in as you asked us not to look at her and not to make eye contact with under any circumstance. I kept on glancing over at her while she did lat pull-downs. She left after about two sets, and I thought what was the point of doing only two sets?

I hardly ever dream.
You're welcome.

[Bart Ell]

you asked us not to look at her and not to make eye contact with under any circumstance.

Sounds like me.
I would say you should focus on her God given ass.

[KSM]

Sounds like me.
I would say you should focus on her God given ass.

But I did make eye contact. Maybe that's why she left after two sets. She was wearing blue spandex and had one of those Olivia Newton John head sweat rings around her head. She was most likely angry with you because of my innocent eye contact. I'll bet you got a strip o' hell when you got back up to your hotel room.


Anyways.
That's all I got for today.

[JUAN]

Sounds like me.
I would say you should focus on her God given ass.

How about her rack?

[KSM]

How about her rack?

Nice handfuls. Fairly generous B-Cups borderline C's. I wasn't too hot on her ears though. meh

[Bart Ell]

How about her rack?

Tittylicious!
I can't imagine marrying bad titties.



You should know the difference between an ask and a tell at this advanced stage of your life.

[KSM]

A friend of mine had to use his Teli as a home defense mechanism last night. A Les Paul would have killed the would be burglar. I couldn't help but notice that in the 2nd picture my friend may be a secret slob. Weird stuff all over the countertop? A lot going on here.
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[Bart Ell]

A friend of mine had to use his Teli as a home defense mechanism last night. A Les Paul would have killed the would be burglar. I couldn't help but notice that in the 2nd picture my friend may be a secret slob. Weird stuff all over the countertop? A lot going on here.

He's just inviting crime by displaying all those pennies.

[Walks_At_Night]

A fart just for you Bart.

[Bart Ell]

A fart just for you Bart.

I will never tire of midgets.

[KSM]

BART! Detroit rapper Dank Demoss is suing Lyft! She is 500-pounds+ !
@Walks_At_Night Call off y' gal!  On the PLUS side she IS going back to her N-Word!

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4142763/dank-sues-lyft-go-s-back-to-her-n-word

[Walks_At_Night]

BART! Detroit rapper Dank Demoss is suing Lyft! She is 500-pounds+ !
@Walks_At_Night Call off y' gal!  On the PLUS side she IS going back to her N-Word!

She's two tons of fun!!!!

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[KSM]

She's two tons of fun!!!!

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DANK SYMPATHIZER! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^