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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #945 on: November 26, 2019, 10:15:46 PM »
Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...
Thanks. Yeah.. if she shows up.   I guess I'll have to break the news to her that the Christmas woo has been cancelled.  Outta sight = outta mind = she won't be showing up. Ya'll just wanna see me squirm. There would be a huge void if I left.

She wouldn't be any fun anyway (for me) Just be one more self righteous hen in the henhouse lookin' to fuck up ma' shit.  Take back your point if you want. Don't care

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #946 on: November 29, 2019, 12:25:32 AM »
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #947 on: November 29, 2019, 12:38:07 AM »
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Oh shit, you have to visit the I'm a stupid cunt thread first. Geesh man, I thought that was common knowledge.   :-[

@Bart Ell Please make the "I'm a stupid cunt" thread a sticky.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #948 on: November 29, 2019, 04:57:46 AM »
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #949 on: November 29, 2019, 08:31:29 AM »
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.
You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #950 on: November 29, 2019, 11:37:41 AM »
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #951 on: November 29, 2019, 11:38:07 AM »
You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)

Too busy eating paste.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #952 on: November 29, 2019, 11:38:45 AM »
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

Weak and full of blood.
Bloody stool.
Poor fella.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #953 on: November 29, 2019, 07:44:38 PM »
Here's a Tell, and to a degree and Ask but it's more of a Tell so here goes..

Tonight's featured ravioli was pepperoni and cheese ???  Sounds kind of odd but it was spectacular. The guy has cooked all over the world so you think he'd name his foodstuffs a little better. Glad it didn't taste like pizza. Smoked mozzarella and really nice minced house made pepperoni. Add the mushroom medley and I was drooling.

And now for the ask. Bart do you like Ted?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #954 on: November 29, 2019, 07:50:30 PM »
Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate.  ::)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #955 on: November 29, 2019, 08:14:10 PM »
Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?

I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.
Come give Spaced Out Radio a listen some time.  We have nicer hair than the other Dave.  But his goatee is tighter!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #956 on: November 30, 2019, 12:45:21 PM »
I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.

I think his dad spermed in his eye at the family Thanksgiving fuck party.
Usually his mother would swallow it all up but some of it went rogue and spermed him in the eye.
Sad.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #957 on: November 30, 2019, 12:46:01 PM »
Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate.  ::)

Seems like a tiny shit, too.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #958 on: November 30, 2019, 12:51:07 PM »
Seems like a tiny shit, too.
Delicious tiny wrinkled shits in a savory brown sauce.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #959 on: November 30, 2019, 12:53:10 PM »
savory brown sauce.

Did the chef name the sauce, too?
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