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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1395 on: November 24, 2019, 09:37:53 PM »
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.


How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1396 on: November 24, 2019, 11:01:51 PM »
How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?

That is a result of long-term hairspray use...
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1397 on: November 30, 2019, 12:33:15 AM »
Full Retard.
Heh, heh, heh...  .

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1398 on: December 04, 2019, 05:48:08 PM »
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1399 on: December 04, 2019, 07:10:53 PM »
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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The faces look like something from the X-Files...

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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1400 on: December 04, 2019, 07:18:22 PM »
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1401 on: December 06, 2019, 11:41:09 PM »
Took a Christmassy drive out to the outer edge of town today. Beautiful stuff with the snow frosted trees and all the local scenery that winter has to offer. Fine!  On the way back (still out there) happened to see a guy out with an axe illegally cutting *cough* butchering his Christmas tree down. Whatever. But the fucking idiot was just hacking away at the thing, no way it will ever grow back. He could've sawed the tree down in a way that doesn't permanently kill the tree but like a careless savage he just hacks away.  $30. would have gotten him a properly cut tree without leaving city limits.

What an asshole

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1402 on: December 07, 2019, 12:40:56 AM »
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1403 on: December 07, 2019, 05:06:34 AM »
Took a Christmassy drive out to the outer edge of town today. Beautiful stuff with the snow frosted trees and all the local scenery that winter has to offer. Fine!  On the way back (still out there) happened to see a guy out with an axe illegally cutting *cough* butchering his Christmas tree down. Whatever. But the fucking idiot was just hacking away at the thing, no way it will ever grow back. He could've sawed the tree down in a way that doesn't permanently kill the tree but like a careless savage he just hacks away.  $30. would have gotten him a properly cut tree without leaving city limits.

What an asshole

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1404 on: December 07, 2019, 05:45:16 PM »
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1405 on: December 07, 2019, 06:02:01 PM »
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer

I think a euphemism would work better...

"Christmas sausage," eh?
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1406 on: December 07, 2019, 07:13:18 PM »
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently.  Damn odd, man.

Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer

Vera doesn't mind. Just give her an extra Snausage. A Christmas warmer? Like mittens? That would make a nice pic. You can use @Bluejay 's phallic Christmas tree. Or change your handle. Although I am still recovering from that ordeal
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1407 on: December 07, 2019, 07:17:27 PM »
Although I am still recovering from that ordeal

It's not over.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1408 on: December 07, 2019, 07:32:33 PM »
Vera doesn't mind. Just give her an extra Snausage. A Christmas warmer? Like mittens? That would make a nice pic. You can use @Bluejay 's phallic Christmas tree. Or change your handle. Although I am still recovering from that ordeal

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1409 on: December 07, 2019, 07:32:52 PM »
It's not over.

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