Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

You be the judge
I am sure @KSM can appreciate the non-plant basedness of this fine display.

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That's my new wallpaper right there! Beautiful!  The box was likely a 6 ounce.

[anniem]

Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?

I hope not. How would one get the bacon our of that spout?

[ShayP]

While looking to see if my fights were scheduled to record I noticed this lil tidbit. WTF is that?

@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story

[ShayP]

Interesting.  @KSM deleted his post that I replied to.

Shenanigans!

[KSM]

@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story

@ShayP
Ok it's back. I deleted it because I didn't want it thought that I! watch any of that garbage.

Looks like I even got smoted for it. No not by you

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[ShayP]

@ShayP
Ok it's back. I deleted it because I didn't want it thought that I! watch any of that garbage.

LOL!!!!!  It's okay man. @KSM   You like what you like.  I can dig it.    I watch the Lawrence Welk show EVERY Saturday night and my buddies have given me shit for it for years.  By the way, tonight's show focused on George Gershwin tunes. 

[KSM]

@KSM  I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor.  smh

Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis.  Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling.  Big 'ol penis shaped cake.  It was delicious.  Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.

*true story

I don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!

[KSM]

LOL!!!!!  It's okay man. @KSM   You like what you like.  I can dig it.    I watch the Lawrence Welk show EVERY Saturday night and my buddies have given me shit for it for years.  By the way, tonight's show focused on George Gershwin tunes. 

I have watched the Young & the Restless but that's known.

Nothing wrong with wholesome Mr. Welk!

[ShayP]

I don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!

Say "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and tell me you don't giggle.  I did.  I'm 49 going on 12.

[KSM]

Say "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and tell me you don't giggle.  I did.  I'm 49 going on 12.

LOL  I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny   like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.

[ShayP]

LOL  I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny   like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.

LOL!  I tried it while looking in the mirror.  Like in the movie Candyman.  Say his name 3 times and he appears.  Well, I said "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and noting appeared.  No cake and no vagina!  Now I have no dessert and nothing to do with my naughty bits.  My hand and genitals are not on speaking terms at this moment.  I guess I'll just read a book before bedtime then!

[KSM]

LOL!  I tried it while looking in the mirror.  Like in the movie Candyman.  Say his name 3 times and he appears.  Well, I said "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and noting appeared.  No cake and no vagina!  Now I have no dessert and nothing to do with my naughty bits.  My hand and genitals are not on speaking terms at this moment.  I guess I'll just read a book before bedtime then!

@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck!   (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?)  Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with  it

Pro Tip: When you say Vaginaman you have to say it like Jewish sounding. Like Goldman or Silverman.  Makes you wonder about Superman..

UPDATE: In Canada you can also say Beaverman and he shows up with beer!!

[ShayP]

@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck!   (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?)  Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with  it

Pro Tip: When you say Vaginaman you have to say it like Jewish sounding. Like Goldman or Silverman.  Makes you wonder about Superman..

UPDATE: In Canada you can also say Beaverman and he shows up with beer!!

LOL!  WTF man!?     Well, here in the states Beaverman does not materialize as it does in your neck of the woods.

By the way @KSM your Ray Milland avatar is creeping me out.  Blacked out eyes, all white eyes, glowing eyes, bleeding eyes, etc, have always freaked me out for some reason since I was a kid.  I'll get passed it though.  I'll become stronger.

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[Spookcat]

I watched this documentary today. It's interesting how birds try to get a mate.