Random, stupid things on your mind

[Bart Ell]

I was editing while you posted.  Needed dramatic effect but it's lost now.

Top shelf liquor.

[PolkaDot]

When I sign in with my VPN set to an American location I see these types of ads.

Ok America - from the hat - you win

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But think of the thousands you'd save on toilet paper.  There's a lot wrong with that picture. I suppose I should be glad it's an illustration. Silver lining?

[PolkaDot]

Ham is stupid meat.

@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
Perhaps you're trying to insta pot it? tsk tsk
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.

[Ciardelo]

I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again. 

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
Perhaps you're trying to insta pot it? tsk tsk
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.

I can't remember the last time I was in a bad mood.

Ham is the fat friend of the hot girl.
There's plenty of it but you don't really ever want it unless there is nothing else and you are starving.

[Bart Ell]

I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again. 

I have 2 of them.
I need a third because that normal bowl is not getting any action on the Ell household.

[Ciardelo]

I have 2 of them.
I need a third because that normal bowl is not getting any action on the Ell household.

Not even a quick tinkle all of a sudden?

[PolkaDot]

I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again. 

OK then.
I have so many comments. BUTT I'm not going to.
You're welcome.

[sean92008]

I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again. 

Toto Washlet Bidets are wonderful.  Pro tip:  Check the rubber washers on the connection hoses every year or so.  They seem to deteriorate faster than regular lines' washers.

Maybe dialectic stuff?

[ShayP]

@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.

That seems like innuendo.   

[ShayP]

I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.

I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.

I may never leave my house again. 

Massages what? 

[Ciardelo]

Massages what? 

It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.

[KSM]

Massages what? 

*Face palm*  you had to fuckin' ask em' huh  @ShayP

It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.

[ShayP]

It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.

It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.

Okay @Ciardelo So it's like what I do with a Water Pik.

[ShayP]

*Face palm*  you had to fuckin' ask em' huh  @ShayP

@KSM32  Yes.  Oh yes I did.